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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    I’m so confused...............
    Can we show boob cleavage or not?
    Is it a quality issue?
    A volume issue?

    I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
    Lololol.......I joke......

    I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
    You should explore that which careens about your mind though.

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    I’ll try.......................

    I can actually visualize you thinking like that.

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    What exactly are you saying?
    Lol 😂
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Member Posts: 17,674 Member Member Posts: 17,674 Member
  • s131951s131951 Member Posts: 3,364 Member Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    I’m so confused...............
    Can we show boob cleavage or not?
    Is it a quality issue?
    A volume issue?

    I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
    Lololol.......I joke......

    I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
    You should explore that which careens about your mind though.

    c29cgwg4bj92.gif

    I’ll try.......................

    I can actually visualize you thinking like that.

    l9zx0u1j935d.jpeg

    What exactly are you saying?
    Lol 😂

    Ponder it.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    >:)>:)

    Hey there you handsome human! :*
  • imforndimfornd Member Posts: 414 Member Member Posts: 414 Member
    no one in the history of mankind has ever seen the exact present - only the past
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Member Posts: 17,674 Member Member Posts: 17,674 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    >:)>:)

    Hey there you handsome human! :*

    My imagination has run rampet ;):*
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    I’m so confused...............
    Can we show boob cleavage or not?
    Is it a quality issue?
    A volume issue?

    I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
    Lololol.......I joke......

    I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
    You should explore that which careens about your mind though.

    c29cgwg4bj92.gif

    I’ll try.......................

    I can actually visualize you thinking like that.

    l9zx0u1j935d.jpeg

    What exactly are you saying?
    Lol 😂

    Ponder it.

    jpsyawfrdv3o.gif
  • s131951s131951 Member Posts: 3,364 Member Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    I’m so confused...............
    Can we show boob cleavage or not?
    Is it a quality issue?
    A volume issue?

    I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
    Lololol.......I joke......

    I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
    You should explore that which careens about your mind though.

    c29cgwg4bj92.gif

    I’ll try.......................

    I can actually visualize you thinking like that.

    l9zx0u1j935d.jpeg

    What exactly are you saying?
    Lol 😂

    Ponder it.

    jpsyawfrdv3o.gif

    There it is.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,617 Member Member Posts: 242,617 Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    My thinking that I'm heartier than the average human is overrated. Today, it's finally hit me smack-dab in the middle of the face, literally. My body is so bloody sore from head to toe & I'm on day 2 of a migraine, that I can barely function. Got up to get a water, Ibuprofin, espresso & am fighting extreme desire to toss my lunch (which I never ate), so can't even make espresso... upright position seems to upset my entire being, so I have to retreat to prone position pronto. I feel 100-yrs old today & as a tough IR-IC I'm not one to easily cry, but I'm fighting that desire, as well... F you, humanism.

    My goal is tomorrow I'll feel like 80, so I can get out to the stores to buy some kitchenware. I bought some food, but nothing to prepare it with or cook it in. Dang... I need a husband to call to p/u a potato masher & rosemary. Maybe in 2020...

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    Big hugs, I hope you're feeling better soon lovely 🤗
  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Member Posts: 883 Member Member Posts: 883 Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    My thinking that I'm heartier than the average human is overrated. Today, it's finally hit me smack-dab in the middle of the face, literally. My body is so bloody sore from head to toe & I'm on day 2 of a migraine, that I can barely function. Got up to get a water, Ibuprofin, espresso & am fighting extreme desire to toss my lunch (which I never ate), so can't even make espresso... upright position seems to upset my entire being, so I have to retreat to prone position pronto. I feel 100-yrs old today & as a tough IR-IC I'm not one to easily cry, but I'm fighting that desire, as well... F you, humanism.

    My goal is tomorrow I'll feel like 80, so I can get out to the stores to buy some kitchenware. I bought some food, but nothing to prepare it with or cook it in. Dang... I need a husband to call to p/u a potato masher & rosemary. Maybe in 2020...

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    Big hugs, I hope you're feeling better soon lovely 🤗

    TY, kindly Jo.

    I'm fine, just have a penchant for over-exaggeration... or so the under-exaggerators tell me... F them. :smile:
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 17,225 Member Member Posts: 17,225 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........

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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........

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    Hahahaha!
    You totally cracked me up with this one! 😂
    It’s perfect! Thank you!
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Member Posts: 3,389 Member Member Posts: 3,389 Member
    I should gel my hair completely and wear it like a helmet
    edited December 2019
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,049 Member Member Posts: 2,049 Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,211 Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?

    O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
    So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).

    We were married 35yrs,
    lived together since we were 17,
    I trust him with my life.

    I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
    I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.




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