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  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Posts: 871Member Member Posts: 871Member Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    My thinking that I'm heartier than the average human is overrated. Today, it's finally hit me smack-dab in the middle of the face, literally. My body is so bloody sore from head to toe & I'm on day 2 of a migraine, that I can barely function. Got up to get a water, Ibuprofin, espresso & am fighting extreme desire to toss my lunch (which I never ate), so can't even make espresso... upright position seems to upset my entire being, so I have to retreat to prone position pronto. I feel 100-yrs old today & as a tough IR-IC I'm not one to easily cry, but I'm fighting that desire, as well... F you, humanism.

    My goal is tomorrow I'll feel like 80, so I can get out to the stores to buy some kitchenware. I bought some food, but nothing to prepare it with or cook it in. Dang... I need a husband to call to p/u a potato masher & rosemary. Maybe in 2020...

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    Big hugs, I hope you're feeling better soon lovely 🤗

    TY, kindly Jo.

    I'm fine, just have a penchant for over-exaggeration... or so the under-exaggerators tell me... F them. :smile:
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,964Member Member Posts: 2,964Member Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Posts: 15,762Member Member Posts: 15,762Member Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........

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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........

    https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff28acf6d-c7e8-42d2-bce3-6d48202f1bd1_500x264.gif

    Hahahaha!
    You totally cracked me up with this one! 😂
    It’s perfect! Thank you!
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,964Member Member Posts: 2,964Member Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........
    then go for it 😎
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,009Member Member Posts: 2,009Member Member
    I should gel my hair completely and wear it like a helmet
    edited December 2019
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 1,643Member Member Posts: 1,643Member Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?

    O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
    So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).

    We were married 35yrs,
    lived together since we were 17,
    I trust him with my life.

    I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
    I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.




  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Posts: 28,084Member Member Posts: 28,084Member Member
    Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?
  • ghudson92ghudson92 Posts: 1,666Member Member Posts: 1,666Member Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?

    O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
    So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).

    We were married 35yrs,
    lived together since we were 17,
    I trust him with my life.

    I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
    I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.




    If you want to sleep with him then sleep with him. So long as you're honest about what it does or doesn't mean.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Posts: 28,084Member Member Posts: 28,084Member Member
    Actually here is one I pondered earlier today and even posted on my wall.

    I recently got a new memory foam bed a week ago and now I'm wondering. Does it remember all the times I fart on it and is it plotting revenge?

    Is it going to save them all up and give me a Dutch oven from hell one day?

  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member Posts: 10,270Member, Premium Member
  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Posts: 871Member Member Posts: 871Member Member
    Today I'll reach for the stars.


    Perhaps vertically...

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  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,009Member Member Posts: 2,009Member Member
    Why do people always reward the a holes. Why do they always believe their lies. It makes no sense to me. Like if they miraculously changed over night. 🙄👎🏾🧐🤷🏾‍♀️
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