My thinking that I'm heartier than the average human is overrated. Today, it's finally hit me smack-dab in the middle of the face, literally. My body is so bloody sore from head to toe & I'm on day 2 of a migraine, that I can barely function. Got up to get a water, Ibuprofin, espresso & am fighting extreme desire to toss my lunch (which I never ate), so can't even make espresso... upright position seems to upset my entire being, so I have to retreat to prone position pronto. I feel 100-yrs old today & as a tough IR-IC I'm not one to easily cry, but I'm fighting that desire, as well... F you, humanism.
My goal is tomorrow I'll feel like 80, so I can get out to the stores to buy some kitchenware. I bought some food, but nothing to prepare it with or cook it in. Dang... I need a husband to call to p/u a potato masher & rosemary. Maybe in 2020...
Big hugs, I hope you're feeling better soon lovely 🤗
TY, kindly Jo.
I'm fine, just have a penchant for over-exaggeration... or so the under-exaggerators tell me... F them.
Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........
Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........
Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........
Hahahaha!
You totally cracked me up with this one! 😂
It’s perfect! Thank you!
Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........
Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).
We were married 35yrs,
lived together since we were 17,
I trust him with my life.
I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.
Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).
We were married 35yrs,
lived together since we were 17,
I trust him with my life.
I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.
If you want to sleep with him then sleep with him. So long as you're honest about what it does or doesn't mean.
Why do people always reward the a holes. Why do they always believe their lies. It makes no sense to me. Like if they miraculously changed over night. 🙄👎🏾🧐🤷🏾♀️
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TY, kindly Jo.
I'm fine, just have a penchant for over-exaggeration... or so the under-exaggerators tell me... F them.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........
Hahahaha!
You totally cracked me up with this one! 😂
It’s perfect! Thank you!
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).
We were married 35yrs,
lived together since we were 17,
I trust him with my life.
I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.
If you want to sleep with him then sleep with him. So long as you're honest about what it does or doesn't mean.
I recently got a new memory foam bed a week ago and now I'm wondering. Does it remember all the times I fart on it and is it plotting revenge?
Is it going to save them all up and give me a Dutch oven from hell one day?
Perhaps vertically...