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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
    “For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.”

    I like the new profile photo :)

    Would a horse really remember the way home and take you there if you weren't guiding it?

    Some do!

    and Thank you!
    edited January 19
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
    Wow, he’s just a boy,
    doesn’t even look 18.
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,049 Member Member Posts: 2,049 Member
    If you run West you are actually moving slower by going against the rotation of the Earth.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
    So handsome,
    then he started talking........... :s
  • andersonkaitlyn3andersonkaitlyn3 Member Posts: 29 Member Member Posts: 29 Member
    Brrrrrrr 🥶 damn Minnesota
  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Member Posts: 883 Member Member Posts: 883 Member
    I'm stunned that I keep passing people on the sidewalk, who walk around the area for exercise, while holding their phones straight out at eye level cuz they're watching TV/movies/vids, while walking. One woman yesterday was so engrossed in her program, while wearing earphones, she screamed when I passed her, lol, then had some angry quip, accompanied by gnarly sneer that I was responsible for startling her.

    Pardon me, malady... let me suggest that you perhaps watch TV in your living room!

    In the coming weeks, I'm expecting to find a few of them, perished on the pavement, with cracked open heads, like a Halloween pumpkin blown over, if they don't change their behavior.

    Am I missing something? Is watching TV with earphones while walking some new sports trend? I can't figure out how many MFP calories I burn while doing that one...

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    edited January 21
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 31,501 Member Member Posts: 31,501 Member
    Why are butterflies called butterflies? They're not made of butter and sure as hell don't taste as good on toast.
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,049 Member Member Posts: 2,049 Member
    A lot of people want porn banned, a lot of people want prostetution legalised. When they legalised brothels in Australia the divorce rate went down.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
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