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  • johnbtay3johnbtay3 Member Posts: 168 Member Member Posts: 168 Member
    Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
    IMO:
    In general, people in 2020 are rude and mean to each other compared to 1970.


    before I’m chastised for this,
    were you alive in 1970?


  • yukfooyukfoo Member Posts: 706 Member Member Posts: 706 Member
    IMO:
    In general, people in 2020 are rude and mean to each other compared to 1970.


    before I’m chastised for this,
    were you alive in 1970?


    LOL I think my mom had her first parole hearing in 1970... :D
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
  • vanityy99vanityy99 Member Posts: 1,746 Member Member Posts: 1,746 Member
    Why can’t rappers come up with normal names.

    Them- “Who’s your new fav artist”?

    Me- “moneybagg yo”

    I feel so silly saying that.



  • yukfooyukfoo Member Posts: 706 Member Member Posts: 706 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    If you love yourself, then similar souls will end up feeling loved if they witness that, and the love can be reflected back to you

    I feel this is quite true.
    Sadly. I had to stop "loving" myself in front of witnesses. In a 3 to 1 decision against... yukfoo vs everybody 2011....(stupid legal system!)
    edited January 28
  • denny_macdenny_mac Member Posts: 18 Member Member Posts: 18 Member
    4 squares of two-ply toilet paper is the right amount to use for any application. There is no right amount of single-ply toilet paper.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
    The ratio is attention getting.
    Did he keep a straight face while he typed it?
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
    Why is it called red licorice if there is no licorice in it?
    edited February 2
  • mada2u1984mada2u1984 Member Posts: 109 Member Member Posts: 109 Member
    Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny little rocks
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,210 Member
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