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I have a note pad of paper I have been using since 2005, and it is still pretty stacked.

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There's only so many times you can try to reach out to someone who's determined to isolate themselves .

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omg I have to take my glasses off for judo, and when I hurt my toe, I couldn't even see it standing up, I had to squat down and look. And I'm not even that tall!

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There's probably someone else on this website right now also wasting their time reading this same post.

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Putting bacon in spaghetti is offensive

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Perspective.

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We used to be afraid of getting into strangers' cars and meeting people on the internet. Now, we summon strangers from the internet to get in their cars.

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Doorbell factories probably have 20 different breeds of dog that work at the factory. Only the doorbells that make all the dogs flip out get put on the market.

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"Autocorrect" should be named "Autoassume". It doesn't know if the changes are correct.

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Gold Five: They came from... behind!


FYI - this is a direct quote from Return of the Jedi.

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Gold Five: Stay on target.

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Not from Star Wars:

REX: Oh, no! We're caught in a tractor beam!

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Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.

Dave: Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.

Rod Kimble: Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.

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I went all in on the new Star Wars movie.....

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