Random Thought For the Day

Karb_Kween

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

"Autocorrect" should be named "Autoassume". It doesn't know if the changes are correct.

Well aren't you full of pearls of wisdom tonight

Haha

cee134

A space heater that catches on fire is just an overachiever.

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Karb_Kween

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

I would think Spiderman would have a bigger desk and a bigger chair.

And more things to worry about

synchkat

cee134 wrote: »

I hate when I have to clean my glasses while at a stop light. I can't tell if the light changes and how I'd be able to go if it does and then I inevitably end up panicking a little and putting my glasses back on still dirty

cee134

cee134

As a cat with no job, no school, or any other responsibilities, Garfield has no reason to hate Mondays.

dc8066

cee134 wrote: »

As a cat with no job, no school, or any other responsibilities, Garfield has no reason to hate Mondays.

Oh, hi, Dr. Sheldon Cooper)))

cee134

After 5 Mission Impossibles, I've learned one thing: these missions are clearly possible.

Jimb376mfp

I'm always happy when the daylight hours begin to increase. (12/21)

cee134

Judging by the way people drive, I don't want to see flying cars in my lifetime. It's a bad idea in general. However hover cars would be cool.

cee134

The only time I've ever clicked on an ad was by accident.

cee134

I would decorate a whole tree with this ornament alone. Or... maybe throw some "Carl the cop" in there and one Hans Gruber falling from the tree.

RunHardBeStrong

WhyTF did I come to work today... I feel like total crap.


Oh yeah.. because we are super swamped and I have this stupid work ethic thing going on....

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cee134

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

I don't know anymore

Not even!

cee134

A progressive Santa would leave solar panels in a naughty child's stocking.

cee134

Since telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any vampires in space.

cee134

Cup holders are just cup cups.

pudgy1977

Is there such a thing as large print braille?

cee134

Never has a generation so diligently documented themselves accomplishing so little.

pudgy1977

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

pudgy1977

cee134

pudgy1977

Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

Just_J_Now

pudgy1977

J_Surita3 wrote: »

Me at least once a week

Just_J_Now

nossmf

Why is there an interstate on Hawaii? (Answer: interstates have mandatory straight stretches to serve as emergency runways for military aircraft)

Why is there braille lettering on drive-thru ATM's? (Answer: banks use the same ATM's from inside malls rather than get custom-made ones)

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