Embarassing Moments with Children

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  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Wow. I'm SO glad that I decided to be child-free!! (Hilarious reading, though.)
  • MissSharon2013
    MissSharon2013 Posts: 536 Member
    Daughter was about two and a half. She was perched on my shoulders while I dialed the numbers I needed on the public pay phone. Suddenly, she begins shouting, and two year olds can really shout, "Mommy Makin' A ****o!! (They bleeped it but think what rhymes with cluck) Mommy makin a ****o!" Quickly, I tried to correct her, "Yes! Mommy's making a PHONE CALL!! PHONE CALL!"
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    My best friend and I had gone out to dinner and decided to go walk thru the mall afterward. We had my 2 yr old and my 4 month old with us. Well the baby had a very soggy diaper so we went it to Sears so that I could take her to the restroom and change her. My bestie stayed out with the stroller and 2 yr old. As they were wandering the store waiting for us a tall black man walked by (my husband fits this description) and my daughter yells out to him, "nope, you're not my daddy!" My friend was totally embarrassed and I could not help but laugh when she told me all about it!
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Late one night after checking to make sure the four kids were asleep my wife and I where really getting into the wet, wild and nasty. Things were getting really intense and we were both getting ready to pass the finish line when we look up and my nine year old daughter is standing there watching and wants to know if she needs to call 911 because she thought all the noise was me having a heart attack. Needless to say I double check the lock on the door from now on. Told her the next day that we were pretending to be circus animals and were practicing our act. At least the animal part was the truth.

    We forgot to lock our bedroom door one night while getting busy. Our youngest son who never knocks flew in our room...door slamming into the wall. Not only did we freak out and scream but so did our son. He ran away screaming and yelling MY EYES!! OMG MY EYES!!!!! SOMEONE BURN OUT MY EYES!! He was about 12 at the time. A few minutes later we hear his older siblings cracking up laughing downstairs. Of course he had to tell them what he saw. For several weeks after that every time he would see his father he called him a disgusting pig lol. My husband laughed and said some day a girl is going to be glad you saw that! lol Needless to say he has never barged in our room since. He wont come anywhere near our door now and will yell from several feet away asking if the coast is clear lol
  • andrea9707
    andrea9707 Posts: 8
    A few weeks ago we were having a cookout at my in laws. My husband followed me in the house. He proceeded to corner me in a room and start to kiss me. It was only kissing, nothing else. Well as we were walking out my 6 year old son asked, "what were you guys doing? having sex?" My husband and I were speechless. After picking up my jaw from the floor and taking a deep breath I asked him where he heard such a thing and what it means. Let me just say my 6 year old has an entire new vocabulary since starting school!
  • MissSharon2013
    MissSharon2013 Posts: 536 Member
    I was in Wally World with my four year old niece whose mother, my sister, decided she had to go to the restroom. She asked me if I would watch her daughter for a few. We were ready to check-out and standing near the registers. I looked at Gracie, so sweetly sitting in the cart seat and smiled, "Sure! We'll be fine." As soon as her mother disappeared into the bathroom, Gracie looked up at me and said, "Help! I don't know this lady!" I was mortified! I leaned over and whispered fiercely in her ear, "Gracie, that is not funny! I could get into a LOT of trouble!" She promptly yelled louder, "Help!! I don't know this lady!" I was seriously coming unhinged, especially when the cashier closest to us picked up her phone! I said , "Her mom's in the bathroom! I am her aunt! I am her aunt!" Gracie began yelling louder, "HELP! I don't know her!" I was like a deer caught in headlights with people stopping and staring as if trying to remember every detail about me, murmuring among themselves. FINALLY, my sister comes out of the bathroom!! We finally got everything straightened out, but you can BET she never left me alone with that one again!!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    That reminds me of my little boy using the display toilet at Home Depot!
  • Lisa__Michelle
    Lisa__Michelle Posts: 845 Member
    I was in Wally World with my four year old niece whose mother, my sister, decided she had to go to the restroom. She asked me if I would watch her daughter for a few. We were ready to check-out and standing near the registers. I looked at Gracie, so sweetly sitting in the cart seat and smiled, "Sure! We'll be fine." As soon as her mother disappeared into the bathroom, Gracie looked up at me and said, "Help! I don't know this lady!" I was mortified! I leaned over and whispered fiercely in her ear, "Gracie, that is not funny! I could get into a LOT of trouble!" She promptly yelled louder, "Help!! I don't know this lady!" I was seriously coming unhinged, especially when the cashier closest to us picked up her phone! I said , "Her mom's in the bathroom! I am her aunt! I am her aunt!" Gracie began yelling louder, "HELP! I don't know her!" I was like a deer caught in headlights with people stopping and staring as if trying to remember every detail about me, murmuring among themselves. FINALLY, my sister comes out of the bathroom!! We finally got everything straightened out, but you can BET she never left me alone with that one again!!

    OMG, I think you take the cake with this story! You definitely win most embarrassing on here lol. I would feel 10 shades of red!
  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
    We were in DMV last month and I was holding my 3yr old. It was dead silent. He then quickly grabbed my shirt pulled it down and blew on my boobs to make a farting sound. Everyone just stared and other moms smiled. I was beet red. I have no idea WHERE he got that from lol.
  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
    My mother-in-law and her mother were visiting. My then 10-month old son had just discovered the joy of opening drawers and dumping its contents. Much to my horror, he combined this new found skill with his new walking abilities and showed his Grammie and Me-me one of mommy and daddy's toys straight out of my night stand.

    It made such an impact, my husband's grandmother (who has alzheimers) still brings the incident up at the best times (like christmas dinner) and it's been two years since it happened.

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