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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Oh hey Mike is back. Haha
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Don't you hate it when toilet paper don't work like they suppose to?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Why Noel..did you finger go through it :D
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Oh dear. That's kinda gross
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Oh dear. That's kinda gross

    Come on Ali..its Noel..you know he was going somewhere gross with that lol
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    But Jo, in a way, aren't we all fingering ourselves when we're wiping?
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Ooohhhh yes. Rent a Mike

    Reminds of the Shel Silverstein poem

    One sister for sale,
    One sister for sale,
    One crying and spying young sister for sale
    I'm really not kidding so who'll start the bidding
    Do I hear a dollar?
    A nickle?
    A penny?
    Oh isnt there isnt there isnt there any
    One person who will buy this sister for sale
    This crying spying old young sister for sale.”
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    Good morning!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    But Jo, in a way, aren't we all fingering ourselves when we're wiping?

    Ewwww I just knew you'd be gross.. :o ..ughhhhh
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2016
    nitroalley wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Ooohhhh yes. Rent a Mike

    Reminds of the Shel Silverstein poem

    One sister for sale,
    One sister for sale,
    One crying and spying young sister for sale
    I'm really not kidding so who'll start the bidding
    Do I hear a dollar?
    A nickle?
    A penny?
    Oh isnt there isnt there isnt there any
    One person who will buy this sister for sale
    This crying spying old young sister for sale.”

    Lol..perfectly fitting Alan
    Morning Lisa
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Morning Lisa
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    You working hard yet @FLgirl40 ?
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    Should be, but not yet. How are you this morning?
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    trying new underwear today...feeling pretty tight.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    trying new underwear today...feeling pretty tight.

    Show us .. ;)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Just use your imagination Jo ;)
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    FLgirl40 wrote: »
    Should be, but not yet. How are you this morning?

    I'm good , should be sleeping or trying too lol
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    ^^^ What she said. LOL
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Same answer I gave her! ^^
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Awww Noel show us your undies
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    One more from this poet

    Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
    Said the old man, "I do that too."
    The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants."
    "I do that too," laughed the little old man.
    Said the little boy, "I often cry."
    The old man nodded, "So do I."
    "But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems
    Grown-ups don't pay attention to me."
    And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.
    "I know what you mean," said the little old man.
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    Show us lol
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    Wow, I'm slow this morning.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Just use your imagination Jo ;)

    :o ..Its nearly bedtime Noel..I should not be thinking of your underwear :D
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    FLgirl40 wrote: »
    Wow, I'm slow this morning.

    Work have u distracted
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    That among other things. I swear I always have so much crap floating around in my head. I think I may have a little ADD. lol
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    Poor Lisa, wanna hug it out :*
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    I got next , lol
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    J383 wrote: »
    Poor Lisa, wanna hug it out :*

    I sure do doll!! :* How are you this morning?
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    Ok, make a line :p

    I'm doing ok. Feel like I'm sleeping my life away lately. Lol

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