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Useless Fact of the Day
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Move the T in "tea" to the end and you get "eat." Move the E in "eat" to the end and you get "ate." Move the A in "ate" to the end and you're back to "tea."1
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Brain surgery is just a bunch of brains trying to help another brain out.2
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Onions basically force you to cry over their dead bodies.3
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The loss of your dog is exactly the kind of thing your dog would've helped you through.1
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If I got rich I wouldn't buy a Picasso or Vangogh, I'd buy a Bob Ross.
Edit: actually I would buy all three but the Bob Ross first.1 -
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We live in a world where community service is a punishment.0
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We live in a world where community service is a punishment.
It wont be once I finish developing my new app. It's a game where you get points based on how much trash you pick up on the side of the highway. It will have achievements and trophies as well as a ranking system to keep things competitive.4 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »We live in a world where community service is a punishment.
It wont be once I finish developing my new app. It's a game where you get points based on how much trash you pick up on the side of the highway. It will have achievements and trophies as well as a ranking system to keep things competitive.
Stealing
Too late, already sold out to Facebook. I'll be taking my millions and moving along.1 -
hickchic67 wrote: »When you yawn and stretch at the time, you are "pandiculating."
Made me do it!I feel so pandiculous right now...
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Today I think I'm going to stand outside and look up at the sun to *kitten* with people and make them think that maybe the eclipse is still going on or something.0
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Anything's a boomerang if you throw it straight up.1
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Carrot juice is technically orange juice.1
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I burnt my tongue0
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vikinglander wrote: »
One of the cooks at work made a hot sauce that ate the flesh off my tongue0 -
If I were a ghost, I would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started... alone time.2
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Antarctica is the world's largest desert.
The dark region on Pluto's moon, Charon, is called Mordor.0 -
Dipping chicken in an egg batter is basically. Drowning a corpse in the mutilated remains of their unborn children.1
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The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you've turned the alarm off.2
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No one has ever been in an empty room.0
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Nerf footballs can be thrown further than they can be kicked.0
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Approximately 30% of your poop is live bacteria.1
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Oysters are all born male. After about a year most switch to female. After that they can switch back and forth at will.2
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Put a little corn out to do a antler survey...not a single antler on these 16 turkeys
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Tweaking_Time wrote: »Put a little corn out to do a antler survey...not a single antler on these 16 turkeys
I'll get the cranberry sauce made, and start the sweet potatoes. Stuffing, anyone?0 -
vikinglander wrote: »Tweaking_Time wrote: »Put a little corn out to do a antler survey...not a single antler on these 16 turkeys
I'll get the cranberry sauce made, and start the sweet potatoes. Stuffing, anyone?
Done! I make a killer cornbread stuffing from cornmeal (not the boxed prepackaged stuffing)! I'll also start roasting some corn on the cob (I do have a fire pit!)0
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