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    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
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    Well, la de frickin' da!

    WHOA...someone need to visit the A-Hole thread ;):*
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
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    I have

    I need details of said event.
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    See..more than one. BAM
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
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    I'll ask the next one. The last one said octopussies but now I'm thinking I've been had.

    I hope the next one prefers to be called a weevy-woovy slippery helicopter.
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  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2017
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
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    See..more than one. BAM

    I only see one of each. For example, I would say, look at all those pictures of an octopus.
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    Fake drawers are just as *kitten* as fake pant pockets.
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    shrimp have their heart in their head
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    cee134 wrote: »
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    I only see one of each. For example, I would say, look at all those pictures of an octopus.

    I'm not talking to you anymore.... ;):p;)
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
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    What if you wanted to say "I love octopuses!"

    That's a weird way of saying "I love large groups of octopus!"

    Also, "I love the octopus"
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
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    I'm not talking to you anymore.... ;):p;)

    That makes all the single and not plural octopus sad.
  • Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    That makes all the single and not plural octopus sad.

    Ok, ok...I missed you already
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    There are only two days in your lifetime that aren't 24 hours long.
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    "You haven't changed a bit" can be an insult or a compliment.
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    ohpiper wrote: »
    A whale's penis is called a "dork."
    Big_Gulps_Huh wrote: »
    Masturbating will not cause blindness. Fact and testimonial.

    Dying laughing !!!!!!
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies.
  • Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies.

    MMMMM Meatloaf cookies
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every documentary takes place in the same cinematic universe.
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    You cannot pretend to play the air guitar.
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    Eyes are beautiful in the head, and horrifying when outside the head.
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    When you spell 'almost' you use all of 'most' and most of 'all'.
  • Posts: 33,711 Member
    Drunk flirting is like hungry grocery shopping. You'll likely bring something home you actually don't want.
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Drunk flirting is like hungry grocery shopping. You'll likely bring something home you actually don't want.

    ...don't you know that the girls all get prettier at closin' time??
  • Posts: 4,984 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Drunk flirting is like hungry grocery shopping. You'll likely bring something home you actually don't want.

    :lol: there is so much truth behind both of these!
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