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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,837 Member
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    I had pretzels.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    'Don't you dare' sounds normal, but 'do not you dare' sounds weird to say.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    For how much stop drop and roll was ingrained into me as a child, I really thought I would catch on fire more times than I have.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,837 Member
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    I have oatmeal for breakfast almost every single day.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Humans don't use DNA to make more humans. DNA uses humans to make more DNA.

    This is the truest and most profound thing I have ever read on the MFP forums! Hear! Hear!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    My parents repeat stories so much that I've started to think of them as NPCs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If Scooby Doo used his sense of smell the mystery gang would know who the culprit was much more quickly.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,837 Member
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    I wore shorts today to work.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    I throw away all the black jelly beans.
  • MelodyandBarbells
    MelodyandBarbells Posts: 7,725 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    For how much stop drop and roll was ingrained into me as a child, I really thought I would catch on fire more times than I have.

    How many times have you caught on fire?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Unless you're famous, tweeting is really just sending a text message to nobody in particular.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When you correct someone's math, you're awesome. When you correct someone's grammar, you're an *kitten*.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You know you've either made it or messed up really bad if you have a Wikipedia page on yourself.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The reason this is useless is I still wouldn't get it correct.

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    When you correct someone's math, you're awesome. When you correct someone's grammar, you're an *kitten*.

    Then I guess I'm an *kitten*. LOL
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Porta potties on the Golden Gate Bridge are painted to match the bridge

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    really? or do they just happen to be similar colours?

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