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  • neederntneedernt Posts: 675Member Member Posts: 675Member Member
    Sometimes healing helps people to to lose weight. I do healing over distance.
  • zyxstzyxst Posts: 9,156Member Member Posts: 9,156Member Member
    needernt wrote: »
    Sometimes healing helps people to to lose weight. I do healing over distance.

    What's "healing over distance"?
  • snowflake954snowflake954 Posts: 4,667Member Member Posts: 4,667Member Member
    zyxst wrote: »
    needernt wrote: »
    Sometimes healing helps people to to lose weight. I do healing over distance.

    What's "healing over distance"?

    You tell him what time you're going to be lying down and he sends you the healing through mind power.

    Or something.

    Wow--has this thread gotten interesting....
  • MelodyandBarbellsMelodyandBarbells Posts: 7,637Member Member Posts: 7,637Member Member
    zyxst wrote: »
    needernt wrote: »
    Sometimes healing helps people to to lose weight. I do healing over distance.

    What's "healing over distance"?

    You tell him what time you're going to be lying down and he sends you the healing through mind power.

    Or something.

    LOL. My mind immediately went to running for some reason. Like whenever he wants "healing", he runs a half
  • cmtristanicmtristani Posts: 119Member Member Posts: 119Member Member
    MissusMoon wrote: »
    I don't believe in Tracy Anderson.

    That sums it up nicely.
  • lemurcat12lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886Member Member Posts: 30,886Member Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Don't eat carbs and have a random dude in a speedo send me good vibrations? Seems legit.

    You don't want chakras flying in your face?

    I always take carbs over chakras.

    Neither needs to be flying in my face, however.
  • zoeysasha37zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,133Member Member Posts: 7,133Member Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    Alluminati wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Don't eat carbs and have a random dude in a speedo send me good vibrations? Seems legit.

    You don't want chakras flying in your face?

    I always take carbs over chakras.

    Neither needs to be flying in my face, however.

    I also like carbs over chakras. But am not opposed to them flying in to my face. I think it would save energy if the carbs just levitated to my face instead of me having to pick them up and raise my hands to my mouth.
  • zyxstzyxst Posts: 9,156Member Member Posts: 9,156Member Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Is it a full moon or something? This is one of the most random weekend of posts I've ever seen on MFP...

    Full moon on Friday.
  • snickerscharliesnickerscharlie Posts: 8,550Member Member Posts: 8,550Member Member
    zyxst wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Is it a full moon or something? This is one of the most random weekend of posts I've ever seen on MFP...

    Full moon on Friday.

    Friday AND a full moon? That should be extra prolific for mean people threads, then. ;)
  • MissusMoonMissusMoon Posts: 1,911Member Member Posts: 1,911Member Member
    I know this thread has been crazy, but I was not expecting this kind of crazy!
  • lemurcat12lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886Member Member Posts: 30,886Member Member
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    Alluminati wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Don't eat carbs and have a random dude in a speedo send me good vibrations? Seems legit.

    You don't want chakras flying in your face?

    I always take carbs over chakras.

    Neither needs to be flying in my face, however.

    I also like carbs over chakras. But am not opposed to them flying in to my face. I think it would save energy if the carbs just levitated to my face instead of me having to pick them up and raise my hands to my mouth.

    I was thinking of a pie, flying (unbidden by me, launched by some other) toward my face, which if I recall was a thing for a while not too long ago.

    Of course, while people incorrect call pies "carbs" the truth is they have plenty of fat and depending on the type of pie may have protein too.

    (Don't know about chakras, but I doubt it!) ;-)
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