Ask a guy that's happy the newsfeed isn't working anything

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  • CarlaRG
    CarlaRG Posts: 264
    Every question I think of is inappropriate :embarassed:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?


    no squatting is bad for ur knees

    That's right if you wanna step up your game make sure you have the see thru lululemon limited edition yoga pants next time...with a flourescent thong.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I've got a question for you, son. How come you skipped my original question? Bad form. You better take a lesson from wolf. Go in order.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    this really sucks.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Which weighs more...



    *listens for MFP groaning*
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    still not as good as Ask the Wolf. All the imitators fail! lol

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  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?


    no squatting is bad for ur knees

    That's right if you wanna step up your game make sure you have the see thru lululemon limited edition yoga pants next time...with a flourescent thong.

    But, but, but.......what if I don't wear underwear with my yoga pants? Will it still work?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Who were you hoping to hide your whereabouts from on the newsfeed?

    ^^^ this, because if you simply didn't like the newsfeed you wouldn't click on it.

    So. Why are you happy that the newsfeed isn't working?
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    I've got a question for you, son. How come you skipped my original question? Bad form. You better take a lesson from wolf. Go in order.

    strong reading comprehension
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    Ask a guy that's happy the newsfeed isn't working anything

    When did you last cry? :laugh:

    about 4 years ago

    lucky you.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?

    PICK ME!! PICK ME!! I'll spot you, sweetie!
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    How do we get pecs like yours? =)
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?

    PICK ME!! PICK ME!! I'll spot you, sweetie!

    Only after you give me a shoulder ride so we can do the 'spidercat' with your kitty!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?


    no squatting is bad for ur knees

    That's right if you wanna step up your game make sure you have the see thru lululemon limited edition yoga pants next time...with a flourescent thong.

    But, but, but.......what if I don't wear underwear with my yoga pants? Will it still work?

    from much research on MFP, I have learned that this is the way to go. No underwear with your yoga pants.

    even if they are see through.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?


    no squatting is bad for ur knees

    That's right if you wanna step up your game make sure you have the see thru lululemon limited edition yoga pants next time...with a flourescent thong.

    But, but, but.......what if I don't wear underwear with my yoga pants? Will it still work?

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  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member

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    I love this gif.
  • PriceK01
    PriceK01 Posts: 834 Member
    That's right if you wanna step up your game make sure you have the see thru lululemon limited edition yoga pants next time...with a flourescent thong.

    A thong while squatting sounds painful.
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
    Don't you think cutting for life sounds a lil bit paradoxical? :-)
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?

    PICK ME!! PICK ME!! I'll spot you, sweetie!

    Only after you give me a shoulder ride so we can do the 'spidercat' with your kitty!

    Is this going to turn into something sexual? I'd be so ok with that!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?


    no squatting is bad for ur knees

    That's right if you wanna step up your game make sure you have the see thru lululemon limited edition yoga pants next time...with a flourescent thong.

    But, but, but.......what if I don't wear underwear with my yoga pants? Will it still work?

    only if you don't shave, cause there has to be something that shows underneath.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I was wearing yoga pants while working out at the gym last night. A guy there kept giving me the eye so I decided to work out on the elliptical right in front of him. I thought he got he hint but be still didn't talk to me. Today, he made a thread on MFP complaining about it. I'm thinking about stepping up my game....should I ask him to spot me while I squat next time?


    no squatting is bad for ur knees

    That's right if you wanna step up your game make sure you have the see thru lululemon limited edition yoga pants next time...with a flourescent thong.

    But, but, but.......what if I don't wear underwear with my yoga pants? Will it still work?

    only if you don't shave, cause there has to be something that shows underneath.

    Isn't that called a camel toe? :huh:
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member

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    I love this gif.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Every question I think of is inappropriate :embarassed:

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  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    How do we get pecs like yours? =)

    incline dumbell presses and incline flys if you go to the gym
    for home: Decline Pushups
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Ask a guy that's happy the newsfeed isn't working anything

    When did you last cry? :laugh:

    about 4 years ago



    lucky you.

    plz stay safe
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    What kinda car do you drive?

    What kinda car would you want if money/popularity/rarity weren't an issue?
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    Cheers mate, I'll try those! :)
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member

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    I love this gif.

    one of my favs aswell ;)
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Don't you think cutting for life sounds a lil bit paradoxical? :-)

    lol couldn't think of a better name :P
  • CarlaRG
    CarlaRG Posts: 264
    Every question I think of is inappropriate :embarassed:

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    that made me laugh
    hard