What's the weirdest experience you've had on mfp?

robs_ready
robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
edited December 1 in Chit-Chat
I've just witnessed a profile to a man with his shlong out on full show, must be a real winner with the ladies.

No naming or shaming, what's the most bizarre thing you've seen, read or witnessed.

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  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    Spotted_Cow wrote: »
    Clearly you have not used Kik. I've seen things man. Crazy things.

    I'm on kik, and I regular chat to girls on there who have witnessed some horrific things!
  • ellebreedlove42
    ellebreedlove42 Posts: 101 Member
    Kik is definitely where all the crazies are at!
    Nothing too bizarre yet. Someone inquired how sexually active I am but thankfully no schlong show followed.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    I've just witnessed a profile to a man with his shlong out on full show, must be a real winner with the ladies.

    No naming or shaming, what's the most bizarre thing you've seen, read or witnessed.

    I've encountered a guy who seems desperate to show off his boy bits...he messaged me a few times wanting to show it off. no thank you. I've had many "interesting" encounters many the past couple of weeks. People are bizarre.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    with someone named @Synchkat

  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    with someone named @Synchkat

    You said you wouldn't tell. grrrrr
  • pichiPurinsesu
    pichiPurinsesu Posts: 776 Member
    i've had a load of PM's asking if i'll skype...
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  • pichiPurinsesu
    pichiPurinsesu Posts: 776 Member
    Spotted_Cow wrote: »
    pichiPurinsesu wrote: »
    i've had a load of PM's asking if i'll skype...

    That's outrageous! Ridiculous! Insane! Why would they pick Skype? There are far better, more anonymous programs available.

    haha! never thought that actually :blush: i was thinking more of the lines of "why the hell would i skype you?!"
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    I've witnessed the weirdest things in real life. MFP has been pretty tame.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    I mean, I've gotten many a dick pick. I don't mind...I'm a curious mofo, I'll look. :joy: I won't be sending anything back though. :joy:

    But there's been way weirder stuff. Honestly, I can't even say on here...
  • pichiPurinsesu
    pichiPurinsesu Posts: 776 Member
    oh you can't say that then not tell! haha.
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    pichiPurinsesu wrote: »
    i've had a load of PM's asking if i'll skype...

    @pichipurinsesu will you skype?
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    edited May 2016
    There was this guy talking about me not allowed to be a lesbian but he'd be willing to watch me in a girl on girl action... He's on ignore now. Ok it perhaps does not sound weird but how he said it freaked me out lol.

    I have no idea why he thought I was a lesbian by the way. Never talked to him before and I'm straight
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Old creepy women that do nothing but hang on mfp community messaging you trying to get d pics and get some online booty.... Shivers
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Old creepy women that do nothing but hang on mfp community messaging you trying to get d pics and get some online booty.... Shivers

    you're onto us. Thanks for revealing all our secrets.
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  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Old creepy women that do nothing but hang on mfp community messaging you trying to get d pics and get some online booty.... Shivers

    Where is that pic you promised?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    See what I mean.... their ancient
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    See what I mean.... their ancient

    So that means you're prehistoric?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    On life support
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    PULL THE PLUG!!!!! :P
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    I had a 60 year old woman who stalked me on posts and would make indecent comments.... gross !!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I've had 20 year old guys make indecent comments to me and tell me they like older women. ya thanks but no thanks.
    there are the guys that send messages like you were friends before and you're reconnecting...I'm blond but not THAT stupid
    there was the foot fetish guy
    the yoga pant fetish guy
    I've been offered many ding dong pics.
    there's the men who think insulting you will make you like them and want to talk to them
    Oh the best was the guy with a cartoon profile pic and when asked why he doesn't have a pic of himself he said he had to be on his computer to do that. I pointed out it said he has been a member for 5 years...in that 5 years he hadn't accessed his computer? hmmmm I smell something fishy
  • Shana67
    Shana67 Posts: 680 Member
    So, seriously - I have the world's greatest husband. He's my 2nd (and final LOL) husband and he is AMAZING. We've been married for 9 years and I am wildly, passionately in love with him. We met online. I've had so, so many men messaging me and over and over telling them I am more than happily married. I mean, that's not that weird - how do they know unless they ask? But it can be tiresome :)
  • caammph
    caammph Posts: 105 Member
    I had a guy randomly message me about working out and then he veered into getting hit in the man parts at kickboxing. I tried to steer away and he just kept bringing it back. Mentioned the husband and he got super snarky. It was just bizarre, he wanted to know if I'd ever hit a man there, if I'd ever seen a guy get hit etc. Just really odd.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited May 2016
    caammph wrote: »
    I had a guy randomly message me about working out and then he veered into getting hit in the man parts at kickboxing. I tried to steer away and he just kept bringing it back. Mentioned the husband and he got super snarky. It was just bizarre, he wanted to know if I'd ever hit a man there, if I'd ever seen a guy get hit etc. Just really odd.

    Many have heard this story. I thought it was a woman when i heard it. I player along til I couldn't take any more

    I forgot about the guy who wrote a story about me so he could keep his convo of rated....that was super special
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited May 2016
    I'd have to say many are.

    Or perhaps they misinterprete kindness as lust?

    I've had many lovely, friendly encounters too and made really good friends. Just lots of weirdness too
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