What's the weirdest experience you've had on mfp?

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    The guy who send random "how much do you leg press?" PMs to women.

    Well, don't leave us in suspense....how much?

    Zilch, zero, nil. He was dissapoint.

    Did he ever recover?
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    megzchica23 wrote: »
    Nothing really here but I deny pretty much every guy that sends a friend request. So nothing really ever happens to me. I try to avoid all that since I'm engaged and don't really need any dudes hitting on me or wanting to show me stuff I don't need to see.

    Brb sending friend request now
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    megzchica23 wrote: »
    Nothing really here but I deny pretty much every guy that sends a friend request. So nothing really ever happens to me. I try to avoid all that since I'm engaged and don't really need any dudes hitting on me or wanting to show me stuff I don't need to see.

    Don't NEED to see or don't WANT to see?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    megzchica23 wrote: »
    Nothing really here but I deny pretty much every guy that sends a friend request. So nothing really ever happens to me. I try to avoid all that since I'm engaged and don't really need any dudes hitting on me or wanting to show me stuff I don't need to see.

    Wanna bang?
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    There was a guy who told me to go into his profile that he posted a new pic but only leaving it on there briefly. I said okay sure, how the hell did I know it was going to be a picture of his ejaculating penis. Crazy folks in here.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    There was a guy who told me to go into his profile that he posted a new pic but only leaving it on there briefly. I said okay sure, how the hell did I know it was going to be a picture of his ejaculating penis. Crazy folks in here.

    *makes note of what not to show this lady*
  • RoteBook
    RoteBook Posts: 171 Member
    Ball punch guy messaged me, too! I had only posted a few comments then, and I think they were all on pooping and gestational diabetes threads. Maybe that's his kink. Dom ball punching women who talk about poop.
  • girl_inflames
    girl_inflames Posts: 374 Member
    I haven't had any weird experiences at all! Perhaps that's because I use MFP more as an app and not as a social networker. The community looks very interesting and supportive though!
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  • Dr1nkbleachndye
    Dr1nkbleachndye Posts: 441 Member
    For all you ladies getting the same fetish messages. Clearly the guy was playing conquer by numbers. You throw enough darts at a dart board, you are bound to hit a bullseye eventually.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    The ball kicking dude
    The ejaculating penis dude
    Multiple dick pic offers
    So much more....

    Thank goodness I have found legit friends on here or I would wonder if I was a freak for being on MFP.
  • RoteBook
    RoteBook Posts: 171 Member
    Dr1nkbleachndye wrote: »
    For all you ladies getting the same fetish messages. Clearly the guy was playing conquer by numbers. You throw enough darts at a dart board, you are bound to hit a bullseye eventually.

    The sad thing is that because I have two boys, my response was "ugh. Another kid who just to talks about his privates."
  • Dr1nkbleachndye
    Dr1nkbleachndye Posts: 441 Member
    RoteBook wrote: »
    Dr1nkbleachndye wrote: »
    For all you ladies getting the same fetish messages. Clearly the guy was playing conquer by numbers. You throw enough darts at a dart board, you are bound to hit a bullseye eventually.

    The sad thing is that because I have two boys, my response was "ugh. Another kid who just to talks about his privates."
    lol well atleast you can take it in stride. Unfortunately I think at times people let their guard down because we are on a health and fitness site, they do forget that we are still on the internet, and if you post pics of yourself, even as an avatar, eventually you will come across one.

  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    caammph wrote: »
    I had a guy randomly message me about working out and then he veered into getting hit in the man parts at kickboxing. I tried to steer away and he just kept bringing it back. Mentioned the husband and he got super snarky. It was just bizarre, he wanted to know if I'd ever hit a man there, if I'd ever seen a guy get hit etc. Just really odd.

    That guy is practically a legend around here.

    I got ball punching guy too. Sounds like he's fetishized the whole deal.
  • MissusMoon
    MissusMoon Posts: 1,900 Member
    Yep. Ball punch guy. I thought it was weird he messaged me such a long message about stuff. I replied curtly, then boom....ball punch stuff. Freak.
  • brb_2013
    brb_2013 Posts: 1,197 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    caammph wrote: »
    I had a guy randomly message me about working out and then he veered into getting hit in the man parts at kickboxing. I tried to steer away and he just kept bringing it back. Mentioned the husband and he got super snarky. It was just bizarre, he wanted to know if I'd ever hit a man there, if I'd ever seen a guy get hit etc. Just really odd.

    Many have heard this story. I thought it was a woman when i heard it. I player along til I couldn't take any more

    I forgot about the guy who wrote a story about me so he could keep his convo of rated....that was super special

    That's a fetish, he was trying to get you to tell him a story to get off to. Be careful out there!
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