What's the weirdest experience you've had on mfp?

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  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    Ok, who is this guy who got hit in the pants? Bro, do you have any ballsickles left?? Stand up and confess.

    Or wait, I will pay 100$ to the lady who outs him. >:)

    The ball punching guy goes by a couple different names. He messaged me with two different names at least.

    So how does it go ?? Random guy messages you and asks if you'll punch him in the jewels ??
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    I am not the ball punch guy!

    Are you sure? You like you might be in pain?

  • Dr1nkbleachndye
    Dr1nkbleachndye Posts: 441 Member
    Yawn
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    These guys need to be outed. This is a form of sexual harassment. Not trying to be a dick but just calling a spade a spade. If the spouse happens to spy, she should know.

    If I outed all the guys on here who sent me something inappropriate/sexual unsolicited I'd need all day to write the list. I've been on here over a year and I interact in the forums regularly...I've seen some stuff :flushed::joy:
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    I cant even talk about the weirdest. It was scary stuff. Almost called the cops. True story.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Chieflrg wrote: »
    I had a extremely attractive lady on my FL that would send me video links of her materbating while fantasizing of me.

    @Chieflrg How do you know she was fantasizing about you?

    She would tell me in our conversations and also say my very uncommon name on the vids sometimes when she was having her intense moments.
    Let me say I find nothing wrong with her actions as it wasn't hurting anyone and she was a very intelligent and amazing person.
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    lauranorr wrote: »
    Ok, who is this guy who got hit in the pants? Bro, do you have any ballsickles left?? Stand up and confess.

    Or wait, I will pay 100$ to the lady who outs him. >:)

    The ball punching guy goes by a couple different names. He messaged me with two different names at least.

    So how does it go ?? Random guy messages you and asks if you'll punch him in the jewels ??

    starts saying he had surgery and is taking either martial arts or kickboxing to get back in shape....thats what I got.

    Yep me too
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    i very very rarely get pm's on this website and when i do its either from a nice woman who wants to comment on something i might of said in the boards

    this website is without a doubt the least weird , creepy , getting hit on , noood getting website i have ever been apart of

    now if we are talking the weird things i encounter in real life or on other websites sure then , but here no the weirdest thing i have gotten is a couple pm's from people around my parents age basically telling me that my parents must hate me
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
    Guess I have lived a sheltered MFP life, neither messaged nor been messaged. Sounds like we have a fair number of weird people here
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Guess I have lived a sheltered MFP life, neither messaged nor been messaged. Sounds like we have a fair number of weird people here
    You should take kickboxing lessons ;)

    Bahahaha
  • williammuney
    williammuney Posts: 2,895 Member
    I am not the ball punch guy!

    Are you sure? You like you might be in pain?

    Yeah not quite
  • MrsSpitser
    MrsSpitser Posts: 35 Member
    I feel like I'm missing out ont the weirdness

    I do too. I haven't had the hit to the junk guy OR the jealous wife. As a matter of fact, I've never had anything weird at all on here.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I can direct some weird ones your ways
  • MrsSpitser
    MrsSpitser Posts: 35 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I can direct some weird ones your ways

    Bwa ha ha ha... I fear they'll be finding me now that I'm haunting the message boards. But thanks for the offer. Sharing is caring. :D
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I do care. Haha. It's funny though people who some get weird messages from others don't. Like the x rated story writer I warned someone about and they never heard a peep from him. Clearly I'm too nice. Haha
  • MrsSpitser
    MrsSpitser Posts: 35 Member
    Must be. I don't usually get on the boards so maybe that's the difference. I've been hiding. But it's nice when I get out from under the rock every now and then.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    The kooks will find you that's for sure
  • Dr1nkbleachndye
    Dr1nkbleachndye Posts: 441 Member
    salembambi wrote: »

    now if we are talking the weird things i encounter in real life or on other websites sure then , but here no the weirdest thing i have gotten is a couple pm's from people around my parents age basically telling me that my parents must hate me
    That's gotta be the dumbest thing that could be written here.

    People judging others on the way that they look, when the essence of this place is for everyone to alter the way they look, whether that is your direct intention or not, it is a byproduct of exercise/dieting.

    You look great, pretty obvious that you do not need to be told that, but clearly there are a few morons who are blind.

  • ellebreedlove42
    ellebreedlove42 Posts: 101 Member
    I feel like any spouse suspecting their SO of cheating should ask the spouse not randoms they may be talking to. As for ball punch dude, honestly if he was local I'd probably do it... And bring my officer friend. People get too brave behind these keyboards and text screens.
  • Dr1nkbleachndye
    Dr1nkbleachndye Posts: 441 Member
    edited May 2016
    Nothing weird happens to me on here, like everyone else, I get messaged by people of the opposite sex who seem to be bored and just want someone to talk to, either that or they are looking for another notch in their stable of male MFP followers lol.

    To be honest, there are some pretty awesome people on here, and a couple of people who after only a couple of days of talking I can say I consider to be friends. So I guess you could say the weirdest thing that happened to me was speaking to a couple of great people who I befriended after a day or two, which is actually very out of character for me.
  • lisahebert186
    lisahebert186 Posts: 736 Member
    caammph wrote: »
    I had a guy randomly message me about working out and then he veered into getting hit in the man parts at kickboxing. I tried to steer away and he just kept bringing it back. Mentioned the husband and he got super snarky. It was just bizarre, he wanted to know if I'd ever hit a man there, if I'd ever seen a guy get hit etc. Just really odd.

    I had the exact same thing happen to me. I just ignored him and he went away.
  • megzchica23
    megzchica23 Posts: 419 Member
    Nothing really here but I deny pretty much every guy that sends a friend request. So nothing really ever happens to me. I try to avoid all that since I'm engaged and don't really need any dudes hitting on me or wanting to show me stuff I don't need to see.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Well, there was that Cleveland Steamer.....
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    The guy who send random "how much do you leg press?" PMs to women.

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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    a *kitten*
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    well, i met my soon-to-be husband on mfp a little over 3 years ago. that's pretty weird. lol.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    The guy who send random "how much do you leg press?" PMs to women.

    Well, don't leave us in suspense....how much?
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    The guy who send random "how much do you leg press?" PMs to women.

    Well, don't leave us in suspense....how much?

    Zilch, zero, nil. He was dissapoint.
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