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Tell me your Secrets
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Only if you're okay with that making me the happiest man in the world?I would totally go gay for Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.
Can I join you?
Ehhhhh.....I think I could live with that!0 -
you do that every night, I watch you from your windowi watched porn the other night.0 -
I'm really a man!!
Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?
Well this ruins a lot for me...0 -
well your topless pics are greatI am really a 25 year old female who writes dear diary posts like a 14 year old on MFP looking for love advice from strangers on the internet0 -
that's what she saidI'm really a man!!
Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?
Well this ruins a lot for me...0 -
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you do that every night, I watch you from your windowi watched porn the other night.
i know you are there, that is why i do it.0 -
NOOOOOOO!!!!
I can't see the GIFs from work! :grumble:0 -
I am a sex addict. :sad:0
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Ehhhhh.....I think I could live with that!
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I am a sex addict. :sad:
Hi.0 -
***** please, get in line.I am a sex addict. :sad:0 -
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker0 -
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
Sorry, she's busy licking nutella off my body! Maybe later!0 -
I am a sex addict. :sad:
I got distracted by.... all of you. Say again?0 -
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.0 -
No, only girl banging, bench! Ugh, I can't have men involved. Oh, and I just finished cooking the bacon...
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.0 -
so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.0 -
You don't have boobies. Boobies always win. Life lesson.
so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.0 -
No, only girl banging, bench! Ugh, I can't have men involved. Oh, and I just finished cooking the bacon...
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.
But, Catrina's a man and I don't want to leave her out!0 -
I like giving oral sex as much if not more than having actual sex.0
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so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.
Who says you're doing all the work? I like being on top!0 -
You don't have boobies. Boobies always win. Life lesson.
so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.
^^Fact.0 -
-high 5-I like giving oral sex as much if not more than having actual sex.0 -
I once ate a footlong corndog on a nude beach. I'll never do that again.0
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I voted for Obama
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who said I only work for you? I have a client list missy
so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.
Who says you're doing all the work? I like being on top!0 -
I have a shallow pallete and a terrible gag reflex and would nake an awful gay man.
I feel deceived by the rainbow hat!!
Hey now. Dats mah roflcopterz cap! Iz not teh ghey!
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was it really a corn dog?I once ate a footlong corndog on a nude beach. I'll never do that again.0 -
I already have CatrinaH locked up my basement. She's the exception to the rule.
No, only girl banging, bench! Ugh, I can't have men involved. Oh, and I just finished cooking the bacon...
darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.
ps, would bang.
But, Catrina's a man and I don't want to leave her out!0
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