Tell me your Secrets

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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I'm secretly MFP's biggest slut. Oh, that's not a secret... Well, whatever nevermind.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh lower back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when (we) were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    cake decorating is meticulous work, I have callouses. Id rather have them from something else.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.

    This is incredibly awful. You are a bad person.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.

    This is incredibly awful. You are a bad person.

    I know :devil:
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    I like giving oral sex as much if not more than having actual sex.

    Do you log those calories?
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
    Now I want pics!
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.

    This is incredibly awful. You are a bad person.

    I know :devil:
    My kind of woman!
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when (we) were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.


    And now you kiss him ...ew
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.

    This is incredibly awful. You are a bad person.

    I know :devil:

    It wasnt meant in a cute way. Doing that places you below people who spit in (or do worse things) to peoples food in restaurants.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I split the crotch of my jeans about 6 times per year.

    It's called a zipper. Use it, man! Remember, slow and steady wins the race! :bigsmile:
    I guffawed at this. You haz noodz awaiting you in your box for being so funny!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I split the crotch of my jeans about 6 times per year.

    It's called a zipper. Use it, man! Remember, slow and steady wins the race! :bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
    Now I want pics!

    I tried to take pics but the combination of my pale skin, my bad camera and terrible lighting made them harder to see than the Loch Ness Monster.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
    Now I want pics!

    I tried to take pics but the combination of my pale skin, my bad camera and terrible lighting made them harder to see than the Loch Ness Monster.

    You should start a band called Theory Of A Back Dimple.
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
    Now I want pics!

    I tried to take pics but the combination of my pale skin, my bad camera and terrible lighting made them harder to see than the Loch Ness Monster.
    im willing to look for hours to find them:love:
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
    Now I want pics!

    I tried to take pics but the combination of my pale skin, my bad camera and terrible lighting made them harder to see than the Loch Ness Monster.

    You should start a band called Theory Of A Back Dimple.
    They come in pairs:tongue:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
    Now I want pics!

    I tried to take pics but the combination of my pale skin, my bad camera and terrible lighting made them harder to see than the Loch Ness Monster.

    You should start a band called Theory Of A Back Dimple.
    They come in pairs:tongue:
    Face dimples don't come in pairs.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Everything I create turns into an orgy. It's a gift people...a gift.

    One of the many reasons I love you!!! :heart: :flowerforyou:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Everything I create turns into an orgy. It's a gift people...a gift.

    One of the many reasons I love you!!! :heart: :flowerforyou:

    I want to love you hard

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