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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I am a sex addict. :sad:

    Hi.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I am a sex addict. :sad:
    ***** please, get in line.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    Sorry, she's busy licking nutella off my body! Maybe later!
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    I am a sex addict. :sad:

    I got distracted by.... all of you. Say again?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.

    ps, would bang.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.

    ps, would bang.
    No, only girl banging, bench! Ugh, I can't have men involved. Oh, and I just finished cooking the bacon...
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.

    ps, would bang.
    so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.


    ps, would bang.
    so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
    You don't have boobies. Boobies always win. Life lesson.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.

    ps, would bang.
    No, only girl banging, bench! Ugh, I can't have men involved. Oh, and I just finished cooking the bacon...

    But, Catrina's a man and I don't want to leave her out!
  • ChaseMeier
    ChaseMeier Posts: 52
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    I like giving oral sex as much if not more than having actual sex.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.

    ps, would bang.
    so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit

    Who says you're doing all the work? I like being on top!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.


    ps, would bang.
    so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit
    You don't have boobies. Boobies always win. Life lesson.

    ^^Fact.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I like giving oral sex as much if not more than having actual sex.
    -high 5-
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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    I once ate a footlong corndog on a nude beach. I'll never do that again.
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
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    I voted for Obama

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  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.

    ps, would bang.
    so I do all that hard work, and I won't ever get a title? god damnit

    Who says you're doing all the work? I like being on top!
    who said I only work for you? I have a client list missy
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I have a shallow pallete and a terrible gag reflex and would nake an awful gay man.

    I feel deceived by the rainbow hat!!

    Hey now. Dats mah roflcopterz cap! Iz not teh ghey!

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  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I once ate a footlong corndog on a nude beach. I'll never do that again.
    was it really a corn dog?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    darling you and I should battle for the title in your ticker

    NO. This title was given to me by a man who believes that any woman who posts sexual stuff is a slut. You are not a woman, thus you cannot be a slut.

    ps, would bang.
    No, only girl banging, bench! Ugh, I can't have men involved. Oh, and I just finished cooking the bacon...

    But, Catrina's a man and I don't want to leave her out!
    I already have CatrinaH locked up my basement. She's the exception to the rule.

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