LATE NIGHT / DIRTY THOUGHTS
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A_NecessaryEvil wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.
Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?
you mean you didnt? hell i did!
I totally did! Wait...no. I snorted when I saw the pic and snot flew out of my nose. Guess that's not the same thing.
well atleast you found out thats not the same thing here and not whilst........yeah0 -
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Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »I remember one time I got a hand tattoo and took my pants off while it was being done. I tried posting the picture, but the MFP forum filter censored the image with *piglet*. *nods* true story
So here's the tattoo instead:
I considered getting that very same tattoo on my thighs...now that i see how it looks though, perhaps I will reconsider. It would take a lot of energy to do all those scissor kicks for the same effect hand is much easier...
To be fair there is another place you could have that done....1 -
It smells like catfish in here.
And desperation.4 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.
Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?
I think some do and that's why they keep doing it.0 -
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dannyrstrpo wrote: »
Ladies ,
whats the first thing that comes to mind ?
need some more friends so feel free to add, lets all help motivate each other .
Since you are getting a tattoo ... and whomever took the picture it is a wonderful shot. You are nice to look at ...
I am sure you will have no issues getting lots of friends ...
But My TATTOOS are bigger than yours ...lol0 -
What is the point of this?1
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.
Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?
That is precisely what they think....
No use in having any brains because women will flock to my body.
I wish so many women didn't prove that to be true..... *sigh*
same the other way around though...there's a reason there's so much cleavage in the selfie thread.
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.
Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?
That is precisely what they think....
No use in having any brains because women will flock to my body.
I wish so many women didn't prove that to be true..... *sigh*
same the other way around though...there's a reason there's so much cleavage in the selfie thread.
Different story for guys, got a nice rack a decent body and a pretty face, it's on. I don't care how much you look like you need a shower. Showing someone piercing your body with objects is just icing on the cake.0 -
If a picture includes the phone eg the bathroom mirror ones.
Is it technically a selfie? Is it not just a normal photo0 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Shirtless and cleavage is like comparing fisher cats and cats. However, I get the point of your message. But there is a difference between accidental cleavage and cleavage that fills up you picture more than the rest.
Selfies can be amusing but I loathe the bathroom mirror phone selfie with a passion.
Bathroom phone mirror selfies don't bother me. I just hate it when people play the angles.
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holy crap you people are picky.1
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What I can't understand is the fascination with duck lips. What's that about?1
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.
Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?
That is precisely what they think....
No use in having any brains because women will flock to my body.
I wish so many women didn't prove that to be true..... *sigh*
I have had a degree in electrical and computer engineering for about 13 years now. I have been in shape for about 2 years. Guess which has had a bigger impact with the opposite sex...
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
Electrical engineering?djeffreys10 wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.
Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?
That is precisely what they think....
No use in having any brains because women will flock to my body.
I wish so many women didn't prove that to be true..... *sigh*
I have had a degree in electrical and computer engineering for about 13 years now. I have been in shape for about 2 years. Guess which has had a bigger impact with the opposite sex...
Yes, electrical and computer. At UAB, when I was there, they didn't separate the two since the requirements were so similar (I don't know if they do now or not). Basically had to take a couple extra programming classes that wouldn't have been required for just electrical engineering.
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where are the hot dudes in this thread tho1
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_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »
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Greasy tattoo guy --
So dirty! No one wants you
To rub off on them.
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salembambi wrote: »where are the hot dudes in this thread tho
I may not have abs - or teeth- but I have a unique sense of self and loads of character. What's not to love - apart from any teeth??0 -
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That's very very naughty and will only lead to trouble!!0
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I have dirty thoughts at night. Sometimes I think about bakeries and which pie I might want to eat with a fork...maybe a spoon..or if I'm getting really down and dirty..my bare hands and just shove it in my mouth piece by piece...maybe i'll skip the pies and go for the italian pastries.....cream filled..............
Just make sure you use protection...I mean a napkin.1 -
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I have dirty thoughts at night. Sometimes I think about bakeries and which pie I might want to eat with a fork...maybe a spoon..or if I'm getting really down and dirty..my bare hands and just shove it in my mouth piece by piece...maybe i'll skip the pies and go for the italian pastries.....cream filled..............
Just make sure you use protection...I mean a napkin.
In this sort of situation things could get sticky....might need one of those wet wipes
Aww, smart choice. Kind of awkward sometimes trying to clean up afterwards with cream all over your hands. We all know how Italian pastries ooze all over the place.
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