LATE NIGHT / DIRTY THOUGHTS

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  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    synchkat wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.

    Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?

    That is precisely what they think....
    No use in having any brains because women will flock to my body.
    I wish so many women didn't prove that to be true..... *sigh*

    same the other way around though...there's a reason there's so much cleavage in the selfie thread. :)

    Different story for guys, got a nice rack a decent body and a pretty face, it's on. I don't care how much you look like you need a shower. Showing someone piercing your body with objects is just icing on the cake.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    edited June 2016
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    If a picture includes the phone eg the bathroom mirror ones.


    Is it technically a selfie? Is it not just a normal photo
  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Shirtless and cleavage is like comparing fisher cats and cats. However, I get the point of your message. But there is a difference between accidental cleavage and cleavage that fills up you picture more than the rest.

    Selfies can be amusing but I loathe the bathroom mirror phone selfie with a passion.

    Bathroom phone mirror selfies don't bother me. I just hate it when people play the angles.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    holy crap you people are picky.
  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    What I can't understand is the fascination with duck lips. What's that about?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    edited June 2016
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.

    Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?

    That is precisely what they think....
    No use in having any brains because women will flock to my body.
    I wish so many women didn't prove that to be true..... *sigh*

    I have had a degree in electrical and computer engineering for about 13 years now. I have been in shape for about 2 years. Guess which has had a bigger impact with the opposite sex...

  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I genuinely want to understand the motive behind these shirtless guys.

    Do they think they are going to make every woman orgasm at the sight?

    That is precisely what they think....
    No use in having any brains because women will flock to my body.
    I wish so many women didn't prove that to be true..... *sigh*

    I have had a degree in electrical and computer engineering for about 13 years now. I have been in shape for about 2 years. Guess which has had a bigger impact with the opposite sex...
    Electrical engineering?

    Yes, electrical and computer. At UAB, when I was there, they didn't separate the two since the requirements were so similar (I don't know if they do now or not). Basically had to take a couple extra programming classes that wouldn't have been required for just electrical engineering.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    where are the hot dudes in this thread tho
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    _A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    where are the hot dudes in this thread tho

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    Lol
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    salembambi wrote: »
    where are the hot dudes in this thread tho

    4tlaw4h93zsg.jpeg

    I may not have abs - or teeth- but I have a unique sense of self and loads of character. What's not to love - apart from any teeth??
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    That's very very naughty and will only lead to trouble!!
  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    lauranorr wrote: »
    I have dirty thoughts at night. Sometimes I think about bakeries and which pie I might want to eat with a fork...maybe a spoon..or if I'm getting really down and dirty..my bare hands and just shove it in my mouth piece by piece...maybe i'll skip the pies and go for the italian pastries.....cream filled.............. :p

    Just make sure you use protection...I mean a napkin.
  • wilsoncl6
    wilsoncl6 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    lauranorr wrote: »
    wilsoncl6 wrote: »
    lauranorr wrote: »
    I have dirty thoughts at night. Sometimes I think about bakeries and which pie I might want to eat with a fork...maybe a spoon..or if I'm getting really down and dirty..my bare hands and just shove it in my mouth piece by piece...maybe i'll skip the pies and go for the italian pastries.....cream filled.............. :p

    Just make sure you use protection...I mean a napkin.

    In this sort of situation things could get sticky....might need one of those wet wipes

    Aww, smart choice. Kind of awkward sometimes trying to clean up afterwards with cream all over your hands. We all know how Italian pastries ooze all over the place.

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