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    Whats the strangest thing you have heard today?

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      edited June 2016
      That vin diesel died in a car crash... it was a fake report

      I also heard today, that a toddler at Disney World in Orlando was taken by a gator.. that sadly was a true report.
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      Tsartele wrote: »
      That vin diesel died in a car crash... it was a fake report

      I also heard today, that a toddler at Disney World in Orlando was taken by a gator.. that sadly was a true report.

      Mayb there was a mix-up at AP and it was Vin Diesel that got taken by the gator. A sad day, nonetheless.
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      moijo0 wrote: »
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      :open_mouth: true

      Any woman who is in a committed relationship and uses her anatomy as a credit card or a weapon would find herself looking for a new man if it were me.
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      Strange you say? I find it strange, and no judgement here. How the hell does a two year old get swiped away by a gator in Florida?
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      My old teacher for home instruction ended up becoming mayor about a year ago and today I saw in the news that he has temporarily stepped down after admitting to having an affair with the deputy mayor who resigned yesterday.
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      edited June 2016
      I heard NOTHING strange today :( .. But I did see a mini spider dragging a moth about 10 times its size across the window sill.. It was quite impressive.
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      Thisnameischosen wrote: »
      I heard NOTHING strange today :( .. But I did see a mini spider dragging a moth about 10 times its size across the window sill.. It was quite impressive.

      This is just about enough to make me leave planet Earth for good. The spiders are our natural overlords and we should just accept it.
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      JKI19 wrote: »
      I heard that we're technically cyborgs now because most people have their cell on them practically 24/7.

      This makes total sense. I'm okay with that.
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      I heard the alligator that snatched the little boy in Florida was friendly and probably mistakenly playing with the child, because they found the little boy drown with all is body part intact
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      edited June 2016
      moijo0 wrote: »
      ''the power of a womans private parts... woman puts fiancee on a sex ban for 3 weeks until he buys her a 70 grand car and more plastic surgery procedures... ''

      what the hell?????? so this is where ive been going wrong????? :o

      This worked for me on a much smaller scale of course. If I wanted something all I had to do was keep the legs crossed till I got it. Never tried for cars.. Should have tried for plastic surgerys but my big ticket item was a new sectional :love:
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      Sugar_Pill wrote: »
      My 5yr old asked me if I had a snap chat- he told me if I got one I could be a pug, or a "flower princess".

      Why does my 5yr old know about snap chat filters?! His step mom of the week must be a WINNNNNER.

      I bet she uses the dog one every time
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      the dog filter is the biggest green light in history. don't you insult it or they'll take it away from us.

      Not to worry. It is also my go to
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      The weirdest thing I've heard today is the noise my knees made when I went down the stairs. It honestly scares me, but the doctor isn't overly concerned.... :/
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      Donald Trump
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      moijo0 wrote: »
      19 year old woman was kidnapped and raped for hours, turned the tables on her attacker when she tied him up and castrated him, then went on to cooked his genitals in the microwave and force fed it to him :o

      what a good lass! :D

      How I wish she could sit on our Supreme Court.
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      moijo0 wrote: »
      19 year old woman was kidnapped and raped for hours, turned the tables on her attacker when she tied him up and castrated him, then went on to cooked his genitals in the microwave and force fed it to him :o

      what a good lass! :D

      Even stranger; I wonder where she found a recipe for microwaving genitals?
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      99% of MFPers pee in the shower.
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