TRUE FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU'VE DATED

KinkJarfold

As an example, I dated a ventriloquist. She made body parts talk.

Shooter_Jennings

I dated a *kitten*. She was good at *kittening*

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NorthCascades

I dated a florist. She taught me a lot about how to pick flowers and arrange bouquets. The girls I've dated since have appreciated this knowledge.

barsthelimit

The hardest thing was trying to make her believe me when I told her she was beautiful no matter what the scale says. Some women are just simply beautiful inside and out.

wolverine66

i dated a girl who was liar and a thief....


and my first love.... before, you know, i found out about the lying and thieving. i mean, she was still my fist love, i just didn't love her after finding out about that stuff...

i make no sense.

kevinf2380

Didn't realize she was bisexual until we went to a movie with her friend and half way threw I saw them holding hands. She admitted to me later what the deal was. It would have been awesome if her friend was good looking.

happydance1978

He said he gets a little moody in the winter...then revved up a chainsaw in the house to scare us!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She did everything I asked her to. She was made of plastic. Perfect relationship.

Thisnameischosen_

Gave his mother two baby rats he saved from being drowned as a mothers day present one year. She didn't want them so he kept them as pets himself and named them John and John. They lived long,happy and fat life's.

Tsartele

I once dated a woman who shortly after we broke up gave up on men, started dating women, reading Tarot cards and doing fortunes, and basically became a gypsy complete with clothing and the whole bit. She seemed perfectly normal before that...

Then there was the alcoholic who has cheated on every man that she has ever been with, likes to date married men, always has 3-5 guys on the side for sex, has a 12 year old son, is always broke, spends all of her time in dive bars, can't hold a job, and currently has a suspended license for DUI.

kate141987

I didn't really know them, they didn't really know me

Crhan05

I dated a cop who cheated on me. I dated a guy that is now a Busweiser manager.

kellkee16

I dated a guy that was a president of a bagged out truck group. His rides were all so colorful lol he was a sweet heart!

vegmebuff

I dated a cop whom I discovered was a sex addict and of course, had multiple partners. Ahh
I also dated an Engineer whom I discovered was an alcoholic and became negative, combative and dangerous to be around when he was drinking. Soon as he became physical with me it ended.

Currently, I'm seeing a 'normal' person now. They do exist lol

runto107

My mama said if you can say nothing nice, don't say anything at all. So I have one truth to say. They all had at least one awesome chick in their life ; )

april27kelli

I dated a Marine who took a shower after every trip to the bathroom. I'm a bit of an OCD clean freak too, but he was on another level.

salembambi

a true fact about most people ive dated : is in a band probably heavy metal or punk

ive dated a couple of alcoholics and drug addicts yea a lot of musicians are those things