TRUE FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU'VE DATED

KinkJarfold
KinkJarfold Posts: 2,735 Member
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As an example, I dated a ventriloquist. She made body parts talk.
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  • Shooter_Jennings
    Shooter_Jennings Posts: 97 Member
    I dated a *kitten*. She was good at *kittening*

    Since it's censored, feel free to fill in the blanks.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i dated a girl who was liar and a thief....


    and my first love.... before, you know, i found out about the lying and thieving. i mean, she was still my fist love, i just didn't love her after finding out about that stuff...

    i make no sense.
  • happydance1978
    happydance1978 Posts: 1,489 Member
    He said he gets a little moody in the winter...then revved up a chainsaw in the house to scare us!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She did everything I asked her to. She was made of plastic. Perfect relationship.
  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
    Gave his mother two baby rats he saved from being drowned as a mothers day present one year. She didn't want them so he kept them as pets himself and named them John and John. They lived long,happy and fat life's.
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  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    edited July 2016
    I once dated a woman who shortly after we broke up gave up on men, started dating women, reading Tarot cards and doing fortunes, and basically became a gypsy complete with clothing and the whole bit. She seemed perfectly normal before that...

    Then there was the alcoholic who has cheated on every man that she has ever been with, likes to date married men, always has 3-5 guys on the side for sex, has a 12 year old son, is always broke, spends all of her time in dive bars, can't hold a job, and currently has a suspended license for DUI.
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
    I didn't really know them, they didn't really know me
  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
    I dated a cop who cheated on me. I dated a guy that is now a Busweiser manager.
  • kellkee16
    kellkee16 Posts: 40 Member
    I dated a guy that was a president of a bagged out truck group. His rides were all so colorful lol he was a sweet heart! :)

  • vegmebuff
    vegmebuff Posts: 31,389 Member
    I dated a cop whom I discovered was a sex addict and of course, had multiple partners. Ahh
    I also dated an Engineer whom I discovered was an alcoholic and became negative, combative and dangerous to be around when he was drinking. Soon as he became physical with me it ended.

    Currently, I'm seeing a 'normal' person now. :) They do exist lol
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  • april27kelli
    april27kelli Posts: 338 Member
    I dated a Marine who took a shower after every trip to the bathroom. I'm a bit of an OCD clean freak too, but he was on another level.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    a true fact about most people ive dated : is in a band probably heavy metal or punk

    ive dated a couple of alcoholics and drug addicts yea a lot of musicians are those things
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    I dated a gym bro. The end. There was nothing else to him.
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    I married her.
  • Shells918
    Shells918 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Hells Angel
    Big f-ing liar
    2nd one sums up a lot of the exes
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    Dated a guy who didn't respect my opinions.
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  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Dated a girl asked if she could order some free WiFi as an appatizer at a restaurant because they had a sign in the window that said free wifi. She seriously thought it was food

    Is this actually true?? If so, what did you say?? :D
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    I dated a guy who needed his mom to Q-Tip his ears.
  • distinctlybeautiful
    distinctlybeautiful Posts: 1,041 Member
    He had antisocial personality disorder. I realized that about a month after he left. I've recently learned the label "narcissistic sociopath," and that's fitting too.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    distinctlybeautiful wrote: »
    He had antisocial personality disorder. I realized that about a month after he left. I've recently learned the label "narcissistic sociopath," and that's fitting too.

    You dated Reckful?

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