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Make me laugh
Dar_Line86
Posts: 245 Member
It's been a long week who doesn't need a good laugh?? Tell me a joke, a funny story, anything. I'll start...
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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Ok this is rubbish but it's all I can think of top of my head
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef haha
I'm getting outa here before you fling that coconut at me lol6 -
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kate141987 wrote: »Ok this is rubbish but it's all I can think of top of my head
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef haha
I'm getting outa here before you fling that coconut at me lol
I love it!1 -
kate141987 wrote: »
I love it even more!0 -
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Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan
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What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
A Kid will eat a booger2 -
Riffraft1960 wrote: »Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan
HA!1 -
Riffraft1960 wrote: »What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
A Kid will eat a booger
Gross lol0 -
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's ok, he woke up before the teacher noticed.2 -
What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter2 -
You know, the rotation of the earth really makes my day.
hopefully that's enough groaners to cheer you up a bit.0 -
Remembered a few more.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
I would tell you, but I don't want to spread it around1 -
What you you get when you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?
elephino (hell if I know)1 -
What do you call a rabbit who was raised in a house all its life?
An in-grown hare3 -
BTW in case you didn't know, the shovel was a ground breaking invention.2
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Past, present and future walked into a bar.
It was tense1 -
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This thread is great!1
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Riffraft1960 wrote: »Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's ok, he woke up before the teacher noticed.
Bahaha!0 -
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Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty. ha ha3 -
What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker tomato?
"You better ketchup!"1 -
Husband: For 50th wedding anniversary we can go upstairs and make love.
Wife: Ok, but we can't do both.3 -
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1stplace4health wrote: »Husband: For 50th wedding anniversary we can go upstairs and make love.
Wife: Ok, but we can't do both.
Literally LOL!0 -
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?
The taste! They taste different
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