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Dar_Line86
Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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It's been a long week who doesn't need a good laugh?? Tell me a joke, a funny story, anything. I'll start...

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
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  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    kate141987 wrote: »
    Ok this is rubbish but it's all I can think of top of my head
    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef haha

    I'm getting outa here before you fling that coconut at me lol

    I love it!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    kate141987 wrote: »
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    I love it even more!
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

    Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?

    A Kid will eat a booger
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    Riffraft1960 wrote: »
    Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

    Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan

    HA!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    Riffraft1960 wrote: »
    What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?

    A Kid will eat a booger

    Gross lol
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

    It's ok, he woke up before the teacher noticed.
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    You know, the rotation of the earth really makes my day.

    hopefully that's enough groaners to cheer you up a bit.
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    Remembered a few more.

    Did you hear the rumor about butter?

    I would tell you, but I don't want to spread it around
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    What you you get when you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?

    elephino (hell if I know)
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    What do you call a rabbit who was raised in a house all its life?

    An in-grown hare
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    BTW in case you didn't know, the shovel was a ground breaking invention.
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    Past, present and future walked into a bar.

    It was tense
  • gainerpal
    gainerpal Posts: 43 Member
    edited July 2016
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  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
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    This thread is great!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    Riffraft1960 wrote: »
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

    It's ok, he woke up before the teacher noticed.

    Bahaha!

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