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  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    gainerpal wrote: »
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    Yaaaassss! Lol
  • donnyg08
    donnyg08 Posts: 20 Member
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    Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?

    A: Meet Patty. ha ha
  • donnyg08
    donnyg08 Posts: 20 Member
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    What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker tomato?
    "You better ketchup!"
  • 1stplace4health
    1stplace4health Posts: 523 Member
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    Husband: For 50th wedding anniversary we can go upstairs and make love.
    Wife: Ok, but we can't do both.
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    donnyg08 wrote: »
    What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker tomato?
    "You better ketchup!"

    Ha!!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    1stplace4health wrote: »
    Husband: For 50th wedding anniversary we can go upstairs and make love.
    Wife: Ok, but we can't do both.

    Literally LOL!
  • Justn83
    Justn83 Posts: 5,226 Member
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    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

















    The taste! They taste different :)
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
    edited July 2016
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    Justn83 wrote: »
    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

















    The taste! They taste different :)

    Eeeew! :smiley:
  • Justn83
    Justn83 Posts: 5,226 Member
    edited July 2016
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    Make ME laugh :)
  • Justn83
    Justn83 Posts: 5,226 Member
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    Haha :) nice
  • MishaWest79
    MishaWest79 Posts: 166 Member
    edited July 2016
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    We have been on the hunt for a second rescue dog to join our family and stumbled across this gorgeous girl...

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  • jon1435
    jon1435 Posts: 6 Member
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    Q - What's brown and sticky?

    A- A stick

    :)
  • barsthelimit
    barsthelimit Posts: 16 Member
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    I'm on a whisky diet, I've lost three days already!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    ncboiler89 wrote: »
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    That's hilarious!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    Louise1491 wrote: »
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    Lol!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    MishaWest79 wrote: »
    We have been on the hunt for a second rescue dog to join our family and stumbled across this gorgeous girl...

    oc874whjl3dq.jpg

    zgwrq4zph3x8.jpg

    Omg!!
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    jon1435 wrote: »
    Q - What's brown and sticky?

    A- A stick

    :)

    HA!
    Queue drums
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
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    barsthelimit wrote: »
    I'm on a whisky diet, I've lost three days already!

    Love it lol

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