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  • StillBreathingFitness
    StillBreathingFitness Posts: 1,916 Member
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    What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

    A penguin rolling down a hill.
  • StillBreathingFitness
    StillBreathingFitness Posts: 1,916 Member
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    What's black and white and laughing?

    The penguin that pushed him.
  • Dar_Line86
    Dar_Line86 Posts: 245 Member
    edited July 2016
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    JasonM40 wrote: »
    What's black and white and laughing?

    The penguin that pushed him.

    Hahaha :smiley:
  • gainerpal
    gainerpal Posts: 43 Member
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    donnyg08 wrote: »
    Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?

    A: Meet Patty. ha ha

    Thats great, Shees a pettite sirloin
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,182 Member
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    This is a true story I learned about last night, and it might make you laugh. It also might trigger you, so beware.
    My daughter was 11 years old when the 44th POTUS was elected. For some reason, she became convinced that we were going to become homeless. Ever resourceful, she found a large cardboard box and equipped it with doors, windows, and curtains to serve as our 'home' if the big stick and brick structure were to become unavailable. Then Hurricane Katrina happened and flushed out New Orleans. Again, ever resourceful, she had me buy her a pool noodle to handle that possible danger.

    She took a picture and showed me the evidence.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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  • vmlabute
    vmlabute Posts: 311 Member
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    How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

    Raw Raw, Raw raw raw ahhhh
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    This is hilarious!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler.
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
  • Deisler26
    Deisler26 Posts: 357 Member
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    Two flies arguing on a toilet seat.

    One got pissed off
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