What ain't sexy is skinny jeans & twisted balls!

Nissi51

Get out of those skinny jeans men! Anyone on MFP wearing those nasty things?

I knew there had to be a solid reason for banning all skinny jeans everywhere!

SEE - HOT off the very reputable TV show The Doctors today:

Testicles are meant to hang away from the body. Testicular Torsion or ‘twisted balls” occur when a man’s spermatic cord (this is what suspends the testicle) gets twisted, cutting off blood supply to the testicle. This may occur when those tight, woman-looking strangle-ankle jeans constrict the free movement of the spermatic cord and it gets twisted! Result: apparently low sperm count (although not properly researched – BUT before you argue with me, isn’t it better to be safe than sorry??... AND it has been noted that sperm counts tend to be higher among men who wear boxer’s instead of briefs). But worse than that, this condition if persistent may lead to requiring immediate surgery to avoid permanent damage or REMOVAL of your testicle!!!

OH yeah.. get loose, look manly and let 'em hang!

tabinmaine

Quite honestly.... I am ok if the idiots that wear them can NOT reproduce because of their tight pants... haha

leebesstoad

Sorry, but we gay boys like 'em tight. We aren't worried about reproducing, and we love being able to see what's behind door number 3.

UnwrappingCandy

If women can wear it so can men. lol Maybe they don't care about their sperm count or testicles. They just want to be pretty!

Some_Watery_Tart

Sorry, but we gay boys like 'em tight. We aren't worried about reproducing, and we love being able to see what's behind door number 3.

Don't have to be gay to appreciate that! :drinker:

SoDamnHungry

I hate the guys that wear them only because their legs look so long and slender. Makes me jelly!

_Emma_Problema_

Sorry, wardrobe police, but people should be able to wear what they like and what makes them feel sexy/cool/good about themselves without you ragging about their balls falling off! If you don't like men who wear skinny jeans and find it unattractive, then DON'T DATE THEM!

I definitely went through a hipster fetish phase. I'm happy to get in them skinny jeans if you don't wanna.

lilRicki

my son's doctor told him that you shouldn't let them "hang"...he is to wear supportive underwear, kind of like a good bra.

billsica

Personally I'd rather have them tight instead of just all over the place. Case in point.



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AlsDonkBoxSquat

unnecessary:



ain't nothing wrong with that:

whierd

I am definitely not a fan of men in skinny jeans, but I dont think they care about my opinion.

deksgrl

The only ones who should wear them is rock stars and only because they need to hit those high notes. For all others, unnecessary.

MyChocolateDiet

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mistyblu13

unnecessary:



ain't nothing wrong with that:

ya that's disgusting! makes a woman gag- there is such a thing as having well fitting pants to show off a nice *kitten* but there is no reason to look gay doing it lol be kind to the lil guys or it can come back to haunt you ...whether you want kids or not...gay or not....it would suck I would think not having the equipment hanging there at all...course listening to my bf complain about them sticking to his legs and getting in the way sometimes ...maybe not...to each their own lol

just as a side note for the girls= we shouldn't wear tight clothing either- leads to intestinal, female organ and circulatory issues...so not worth it...can be sexy without showing everything

alisonlynn1976

I like men in skinny jeans assuming it suits their body type. We all have different preferences!

sjsosu

If a man can fit in skinny jeans, he needs more leg days at the gym.

Hexahedra

I don't have the legs to fit into those things, and I'm actually glad for it. If I can get into them, that means I'm not doing enough running or enough leg days.

SteelySunshine

If a man can fit in skinny jeans, he needs more leg days at the gym.

LOL but not all guys wanna have thick legs.

MyChocolateDiet

To be honest I actually think they look great. I really like how they look on guys. I like the regular pants too. And the no pants look has always been a timeless fave.

deksgrl

If a man can fit in skinny jeans, he needs more leg days at the gym.

LOL but not all guys wanna have thick legs.

I like thick..... legs.

strongmindstrongbody

I'd rather see men in skinny jeans than super baggy pants. Nothing wrong with showing off the male form.

justicer68

To be honest I actually think they look great. I really like how they look on guys. I like the regular pants too. And the no pants look has always been a timeless fave.

^^This

vjohn04

ya that's disgusting! makes a woman gag- there is such a thing as having well fitting pants to show off a nice *kitten* but there is no reason to look gay doing it lol

ORLY?

Yeah.... looking 'gay' really makes me gag.... you're SO right! There's just NO reason for it!


Yeah that picture wasn't pleasing to my eye, but ^^^^ really?

_Emma_Problema_

ya that's disgusting! makes a woman gag- there is such a thing as having well fitting pants to show off a nice *kitten* but there is no reason to look gay doing it lol

ORLY?

Yeah.... looking 'gay' really makes me gag.... you're SO right! There's just NO reason for it!


Yeah that picture wasn't pleasing to my eye, but ^^^^ really?

Thats disgusting! Makes a woman gag! There is such a thing as stating your opinion about men's pants to show off your personal views on fashion but there's no reason to look homophobic doing it!

BusyRaeNOTBusty

To be honest I actually think they look great. I really like how they look on guys. I like the regular pants too. And the no pants look has always been a timeless fave.

I like men.

Meg_78

Honestly, I hate the look of lose "old man" jeans and pants,...I'm not saying second skin tight, but regular tight is alright by me...My man rocks the skinny jeans! If you've got the body for it then show it off!!

leebesstoad

ya that's disgusting! makes a woman gag- there is such a thing as having well fitting pants to show off a nice *kitten* but there is no reason to look gay doing it lol

ORLY?

Yeah.... looking 'gay' really makes me gag.... you're SO right! There's just NO reason for it!


Yeah that picture wasn't pleasing to my eye, but ^^^^ really?

Thats disgusting! Makes a woman gag! There is such a thing as stating your opinion about men's pants to show off your personal views on fashion but there's no reason to look homophobic doing it!

^^^ From one gay man, thank you. Because that was very homophobic.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

ya that's disgusting! makes a woman gag- there is such a thing as having well fitting pants to show off a nice *kitten* but there is no reason to look gay doing it lol

ORLY?

Yeah.... looking 'gay' really makes me gag.... you're SO right! There's just NO reason for it!


Yeah that picture wasn't pleasing to my eye, but ^^^^ really?

Thats disgusting! Makes a woman gag! There is such a thing as stating your opinion about men's pants to show off your personal views on fashion but there's no reason to look homophobic doing it!

^^^ From one gay man, thank you. Because that was very homophobic.

Besides, every gay man I know has better taste than the average straight man I know and would therefore either a) know better, or b) have an honest enough friend to yoink that **** off his body and burn it.

Jersey_Devil

pastryari

*pokes head in, looks around, leaves*

EatClean_WashUrNuts

I prefer spandex....much like yours...it tends to hold everything in place