What are you doing RIGHT NOW???
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abitoftrouble wrote: »
DO IT
A preview of the messages you can expect to receive:
Hi
Blow job?
How are you doing baby
Your pretty0 -
abitoftrouble wrote: »
DO IT
A preview of the messages you can expect to receive:
Hi
Blow job?
How are you doing baby
Your pretty
Always answer "blow job?" with "I'd love one! I'm still pre-op because I had to reschedule the surgery."2 -
Just got back from hanging out with two people. Good time.0
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abitoftrouble wrote: »
LOL at trying Tinder while you have a husband. And wasting dudes' times. Don't do it.0 -
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abitoftrouble wrote: »
DO IT
A preview of the messages you can expect to receive:
Hi
Blow job?
How are you doing baby
Your pretty
Not all guys online are like that, those are just the desperate, thirsty beta clowns who don't know how to act. There are guys like me that try to be original and sometimes it does work. However unless a woman is ugly af, she's gonna have tons of options online from hundreds of guys that even an original, cool or witty message could get lost in the sea of BS. You just gotta keep trying or you can try a paid website like Match or eHarmony where guys are more serious.1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Strivetobebetter76 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Strivetobebetter76 wrote: »
wheres the pineapple and ham?
Ummmmm...... fruit doesn't belong on pizza haha
isn't tomato a fruit?
also
pineapple & jalapeno together (with ham) is great on pizza
we call it : The Tia Carrere
.......she's a hot Hawaiian
Consulting my Fruit book...
"The final verdict, proclaimed on 10 May 1893, ruled that a tomato is to be classified as a vegetable, at least in the sense of the Tariff Act of 3 March 1883, which at the time prescribed a tax for imported vegetable but not for fruit. Despite this authoritative decision, denying a tomato the status of a fruit reflects political rather than scientifically logical considerations."
1893?
Well, it's tough to argue with modern science.0 -
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DasItMan91 wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »
DO IT
A preview of the messages you can expect to receive:
Hi
Blow job?
How are you doing baby
Your pretty
Not all guys online are like that, those are just the desperate, thirsty beta clowns who don't know how to act. There are guys like me that try to be original and sometimes it does work. However unless a woman is ugly af, she's gonna have tons of options online from hundreds of guys that even an original, cool or witty message could get lost in the sea of BS. You just gotta keep trying or you can try a paid website like Match or eHarmony where guys are more serious.
I must be ugly af then.
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abitoftrouble wrote: »DasItMan91 wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »
DO IT
A preview of the messages you can expect to receive:
Hi
Blow job?
How are you doing baby
Your pretty
Not all guys online are like that, those are just the desperate, thirsty beta clowns who don't know how to act. There are guys like me that try to be original and sometimes it does work. However unless a woman is ugly af, she's gonna have tons of options online from hundreds of guys that even an original, cool or witty message could get lost in the sea of BS. You just gotta keep trying or you can try a paid website like Match or eHarmony where guys are more serious.
I must be ugly af then.
You are stunning in your profile pic. Don't give up. You just gotta weed thru the buttheads
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Bed..Zzzzz0
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Getting ready to enjoy this beautiful day
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About to enjoy breakfast in bed, courtesy of my 11 year old daughter.
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Wondering why the *kitten* I decided to try online dating again.
Sorry if this is a naive question (I do all of my online dating on MFP
) but isn't Tinder a hookup app? I wouldn't expect much different messages from that one. On any other site I would expect people to be respectful. The up side of this is you know who the *kitten* are immediately if they start with messages like that
It is and I don't fault a guy for trying (I've used it for that reason myself, although my messages are usually little more creative than that. ). I've gotten messages like that on other apps besides Tinder though. To be fair, I have met a lot of really great guys online dating and have never had a bad in person encounter. It's actually been a fairly positive experience overall. It was just the slew of messages like that last night from men looking for some Friday night action that prompted my post. But then my night ended with a really fun text conversation with a guy that I've been chatting with for a couple of days, so it's all good. 1 -
FindingAwesome wrote: »About to enjoy breakfast in bed, courtesy of my 11 year old daughter.
I remember when they made me breakfast in bed when I was sick. I liked that 1 -
Watching my kid dance to music from Hamilton. Adorable.0
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Good morning.
I have 30 min to get to Chick-fil-A before they stop serving their chicken biscuits.1 -
ClubSilencio wrote: »Good morning.
I have 30 min to get to Chick-fil-A before they stop serving their chicken biscuits.
I have never had one. Am I deprived?0 -
ClubSilencio wrote: »Good morning.
I have 30 min to get to Chick-fil-A before they stop serving their chicken biscuits.
I have never had one. Am I deprived?
Yes. They make their biscuits from scratch.
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ClubSilencio wrote: »ClubSilencio wrote: »Good morning.
I have 30 min to get to Chick-fil-A before they stop serving their chicken biscuits.
I have never had one. Am I deprived?
Yes. They make their biscuits from scratch.
I do, too. Bet mine are better.0 -
Eating lunch after doing a 10k walk/run.1
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Multitasking0
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abitoftrouble wrote: »ClubSilencio wrote: »ClubSilencio wrote: »Good morning.
I have 30 min to get to Chick-fil-A before they stop serving their chicken biscuits.
I have never had one. Am I deprived?
Yes. They make their biscuits from scratch.
I do, too. Bet mine are better.
Spoken like a true southern girl!!!
(Think I read you're a southerner somewhere, didn't I?)
I live in Indiana and was raised in Maryland. But my mama is Alabama born and raised and I learned from her. (Half southern? Can that be a thing?) 0 -
Sitting in my office bored AF0
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Watching episode 1 of stranger things0
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Napping with my cat. Favourite Saturday afternoon thing to do1
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Trying to will my child to sleep as he fights nap time for the third day in a row.
One day he will learn how awesome an afternoon nap is. SLEEP CHILD!0
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