First Dates: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
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My best dates have always been with Italian men.1
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Didn't think I'd get so popular for puking!5
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Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.3
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Newly seperated and you guys are all scaring me. lol
There are good dudes out there. I think. Maybe. I don't know.
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Honestly, some time away from dating will probably be a good thing. After my divorce, I spent a lot of time seeing what I did wrong and working hard on changing for the better. I'm certainly not there yet, but dating is much better knowing I feel like I can bring something useful into the relationship without dragging past issues or bitterness with me.
I'm already motivating myself with that same mentality. I need to better myself as a person, because I'm awesome, but i want the next woman in my life think that she is as lucky to have me, as I'm thinking how lucky I am to be with her.
Keep it up. Even if you don't find someone, you'll be that much better as a person. A willingness to examine yourself for faults already shows you to be a decent person, I think.0 -
Furious_Kiwi wrote: »Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.
But my question is did she finish the lap dance?
No but it did make up for an awkward drive to the ER1 -
Furious_Kiwi wrote: »Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.
@Furious_Kiwi if your first Tinder date involved a lap dance...well a trip to the ER is just a small price to pay!0 -
Louise1491 wrote: »Louise1491 wrote: »
I can't help this one. I know I have issues
When I feel like I have issues I like to remind myself that at least I haven't vomited on a dates dick. Makes you feel better..
Meh. You rolls da dice, you takes ya chances. 1 -
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Furious_Kiwi wrote: »Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.
I hope your left hand wasn't your dominant one.2 -
arditarose wrote: »My best dates have always been with Italian men.
When the jizz hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore...7 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »arditarose wrote: »My best dates have always been with Italian men.
When the jizz hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore...
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Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »arditarose wrote: »My best dates have always been with Italian men.
When the jizz hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore...
Speaking from experience?
Thankfully not. A lady keeps her eyes shut...1 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »So, question to the women:
You see a poorly spelled profile. What's your reaction to the bad grammar?
When someone says your sexy.... What bothers you more, is it the grammar or the lack of substance/creativity??
Same with the their versus there.
Gets popcorn.
It happens so much, I've learned to overlook most of it. Compared to someone messaging me from jail, and his profile pics legitimately taken from his cell.....grammar issues are the least thing to be concerned about.5 -
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
You're kidding right or have you actually come across these profiles?!Cutaway_Collar wrote: »So, question to the women:
You see a poorly spelled profile. What's your reaction to the bad grammar?
When someone says your sexy.... What bothers you more, is it the grammar or the lack of substance/creativity??
Same with the their versus there.
Gets popcorn.
It happens so much, I've learned to overlook most of it. Compared to someone messaging me from jail, and his profile pics legitimately taken from his cell.....grammar issues are the least thing to be concerned about.
I took screen shots. Maybe I'll block out his face and post them.....1 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »So, question to the women:
You see a poorly spelled profile. What's your reaction to the bad grammar?
When someone says your sexy.... What bothers you more, is it the grammar or the lack of substance/creativity??
Same with the their versus there.
Gets popcorn.
It happens so much, I've learned to overlook most of it. Compared to someone messaging me from jail, and his profile pics legitimately taken from his cell.....grammar issues are the least thing to be concerned about.
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Wow. Well... No I actually trust you. I just can't fathom they think that kind of profile picture is okay for dating primetime when you put yourself out there.
There're many desperate women, why do you think they let Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker die naturally; instead of executing him? Because his wife (which she only knew of his existence because of his crimes) vowed to commit suicide, when he was executed.0 -
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Well he's got a little more than a year left to go, so we have plenty of time to plan out our dream date!0
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Sooooooo I'm going through a divorce. I tried dating ONCE - it wont happen till I loose 100 pounds and am fully divorced. So I posted a profile on a dating website(s) ALL of which said "I AM GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE" or "SEPARATED"
We meet up for that first date, 30 minutes into to it, it was going very well!
She then asked "So when did you get divorced, why did you get divorced?"
I say "Ummm, it's not finalized yet"
She says "WTF, you lied!"
I say "Did you read my profile?"
She said "Nope, I just liked your profile picture"
She walked out and left me paying for dinner...........1 -
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AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »Furious_Kiwi wrote: »Tinder date gone wrong! Girl managed to break my left wrist after strapping me to a chair and dancing on my lap; the chair simply couldn't hold our weight and we both landed on my left arm.
@Furious_Kiwi if your first Tinder date involved a lap dance...well a trip to the ER is just a small price to pay!
At this point simply talking dirty to me would be more than enough, on the phone or texting.0 -
HA! I have one for you.... So this guy I met through a friend found out that I was going out with my girlfriends for a girls night. He said, I'll come and be your date and I will bring my friends to keep your friends occupied.... OK warning signs should have gone off there... But whatever. So we arrive at the bar together and we were all having a great time. All of a sudden my date vanishes. About an hour goes by and I still have no idea where he went, so I ask his best friend if he knew where he went. He said that he saw him go to the bathroom about 45 minutes ago. Well I get concerned that he isn't well and ask his friend if he can go see if he is ok. He refuses. So now i'm like WTF..... So... I say fine, i'll do it. So I walk into the mens bathroom and see 2 sets of feet under a stall.... one a man's and one a womans.... idiots didn't even lock the door! I push the door open and there he is doing the nasty with a woman (at least 30 years older) he met that night. I look at him and I say "well, what do we have here?" He replies "uh... well.... I think we should break things off." I say "you don't say...." He replied... and this still makes me laugh... "i'm just not into women right now...." I look at him..... I look at this woman and I reply "Well, you look pretty into women to me." then I walked out of the bathroom.
Later that evening I met a very nice man. He is now my husband.... Funny thing is that bathroom man actually had the nerve to get jealous and try and fight my now husband that night! LOL. He begged me for a ride home. I laughed in his face. He might still be stuck there... You never know LOL
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you trying to get bars again?
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