Picking on Pop-tarts - Dirty Food?
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gingabebe
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I like reading the discussions about clean vs dirty foods- that seems to be the hot topic right now. I keep seeing Pop-tarts mentioned. That is nearly everyone's go to "dirty" food, but some people love them so much they slap some ice cream between two of them and make a sandwich. Look it up, there's some good food porn pics on that topic.
So without starting a debate, just for fun, what is the "dirtiest" food you can think of, not pesticide wise, but processed. Mine is those fruit or pudding pies sold in waxed paper at the "bread store". My mom would buy them and try to get me to eat them, but they tasted FAKE.
I would eat a Pop-tart over one of those any day- preferably the unfrosted strawberry kind, lightly toasted with the doughy corners picked off.
So without starting a debate, just for fun, what is the "dirtiest" food you can think of, not pesticide wise, but processed. Mine is those fruit or pudding pies sold in waxed paper at the "bread store". My mom would buy them and try to get me to eat them, but they tasted FAKE.
I would eat a Pop-tart over one of those any day- preferably the unfrosted strawberry kind, lightly toasted with the doughy corners picked off.
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Anything Little Debbie makes.0
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Pop-tarts and ice cream sounds so good! My dirty food would be those Pecan Pies in the baking section at Target, they have so many ingredients, mostly preservatives! I would take a piece of that pie, slather some ice cream on it then top it off with chocolate fudge and some nuts. I haven't eaten anything like that in forever but if I was going to do something dirty that's how it would go down.0
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Did I here mention of Pop Tarts??? In for the Pop Tarts....
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My desert tonight. Oh and strawberries, but no one curr about strawberries.0 -
My aunt can't make anything without sticking a cube of butter in it. Then she does stuff like pour sugar into corn, while it's cooking on the stove.
I absolutely hate seeing perfectly good food, slathered in things that in excess, aren't good for our bodies. Especially when there's so many ways to make veggies, meat and whole ingredients like brown rice without a lot of calories. That's worse then food you expect to be high in fat and sugar IMO.0 -
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My aunt can't make anything without sticking a cube of butter in it. Then she does stuff like pour sugar into corn, while it's cooking on the stove.
I absolutely hate seeing perfectly good food, slathered in things that in excess, aren't good for our bodies. Especially when there's so many ways to make veggies, meat and whole ingredients like brown rice without a lot of calories. That's worse then food you expect to be high in fat and sugar IMO.
I feel like you are confused about what's going on in this post.0 -
The dirtiest food I can think of is Twinkies - they have enough artificial preservatives to survive a nuclear holocaust.
Another really dirty food is hot dogs - they are made up of the leftover bits of the animal that no one will eat or buy on its own.0 -
Evil foods, In for pancakes without maple syrup but instead some good old maple flavored processed Corn syrup(Hi-fructose of course)0 -
My aunt can't make anything without sticking a cube of butter in it. Then she does stuff like pour sugar into corn, while it's cooking on the stove.
I absolutely hate seeing perfectly good food, slathered in things that in excess, aren't good for our bodies. Especially when there's so many ways to make veggies, meat and whole ingredients like brown rice without a lot of calories. That's worse then food you expect to be high in fat and sugar IMO.
I feel like you are confused about what's going on in this post.
No, I understand perfectly. However, if you buy a deep friend snickers bar, you know exactly what you're getting. I really don't have a problem with that. Junk food is junk food, deep fried, carb laden, sugar and/or sodium infested junk food, not pretending to be anything else.
So what I find the "dirtiest" is the stuff you expect to be healthy. The stuff that completely takes you by surprise. The menu item you pick because it sounds the healthiest and it has twice the calories as the hamburger you turned down.0 -
Rich chocolate mousse cake (had 2 slices of one last week cause I felt like it and was estimated to be over 2000 calories with 100+ grams of sugar) topped with meringue and choc coated honeycomb.
I'm an IIFYM person and it totally blew my macros out for the day. Totally worth it though ;D0 -
Take one mars bar, cover it in batter, and deep fry till the batter is crisp and golden and the inside is melted. Then eat. This is apparently the national dish of Scotland.0
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Did I here mention of Pop Tarts??? In for the Pop Tarts....
Red velvet for me please!:drinker:0 -
Defs homemade cookie dough made with a generous pound of butter.0
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Anything Little Debbie makes.
This was exactly what I was thinking. Especially those strawberry cream rolls or whatever the heck they're called. Yum.0 -
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Pop Tart fires are not unheard of, especially when the toaster does not eject as scheduled.
Here's a time series photo of the phenomenon, courtesy the website "Strawberry Pop Tart Blow Torches."
The website further describes Strawberry Pop Tarts as a "cheap and inexpensive source of incendiary devices" and "flames can reach 10-18 inches in height" under the right conditions.
For more, see:
http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/0 -
Pop Tart fires are not unheard of, especially when the toaster does not eject as scheduled.
Here's a time series photo of the phenomenon, courtesy the website "Strawberry Pop Tart Blow Torches."
The website further describes Strawberry Pop Tarts as a "cheap and inexpensive source of incendiary devices" and "flames can reach 10-18 inches in height" under the right conditions.
For more, see:
http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/
Yummm edible bombs!0
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