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Pervs and pervettes

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  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    Please submit your entry.
  • dkewatson
    dkewatson Posts: 1,415 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Are you still taking applications? ;)
  • mablade18
    mablade18 Posts: 6,397 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?
  • jkquinn13
    jkquinn13 Posts: 203 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    Only in the sense that we'll all enjoy it more!
  • nitromaniac
    nitromaniac Posts: 2,479 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    ummm - if you get drunk, then the golf game gets a whole lot more interesting.....

    At that point you really aren't sure which hole you're playing.

    And that's a problem how . . .?

    It's not a problem as far as I'm concerned.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    OMG I went away to go shopping and need an update @JustMissTracy have we found any "candidates"?
  • mablade18
    mablade18 Posts: 6,397 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    OMG I went away to go shopping and need an update @JustMissTracy have we found any "candidates"?

    I volunteered to be the "victim"!
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    OMG I went away to go shopping and need an update @JustMissTracy have we found any "candidates"?

    I volunteered to be the "victim"!

    That's our girl right there! She's new, but enthusiastic ;) Welcome abily93 ! xo
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    You're a willing victim, you'll fit right in!!
  • mablade18
    mablade18 Posts: 6,397 Member
    edited September 2016
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    You're a willing victim, you'll fit right in!!

    Woo hoo!
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    You're a willing victim, you'll fit right in!!

    If i had a dime for every time i heard that....
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  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Checking in.... ;)
  • Domino_75
    Domino_75 Posts: 373 Member
    Good morning crew! I hope the hangover from yesterday's party isn't too bad.
  • Domino_75
    Domino_75 Posts: 373 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    You're a willing victim, you'll fit right in!!

    If i had a dime for every time i heard that....

    Guess you have an almost empty jar huh? Thats sad but upon my google research I saw the phrase "Its not the size that matters its how you use it". I'm not sure what that is referring to but I think its about the size of your lawn mower.

    He would probably owe the jar money.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    You're a willing victim, you'll fit right in!!

    If i had a dime for every time i heard that....

    Guess you have an almost empty jar huh? Thats sad but upon my google research I saw the phrase "Its not the size that matters its how you use it". I'm not sure what that is referring to but I think its about the size of your lawn mower.

    I perefer the smaller lawn mower...I have more control, more precision, plus it takes longer...I like to take my time and see my progress and get a sense of satifaction knowing I have done it very well and that it is very satisfied in the job I have done.
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  • mablade18
    mablade18 Posts: 6,397 Member
    I prefer the medium to large lawnmower. As long as you know how to use it, there's still a chance at precision and it can take just as long. No matter the size of the lawnmower, satisfaction is key.
  • nitromaniac
    nitromaniac Posts: 2,479 Member
    I prefer that the lawn be barren or at least well trimmed so the lawn mower doesn't have to work as hard.
  • mablade18
    mablade18 Posts: 6,397 Member
    I prefer that the lawn be barren or at least well trimmed so the lawn mower doesn't have to work as hard.

    Yeah, it must be kept well trimmed - can't have that *kitten* growing wild!
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    You're a willing victim, you'll fit right in!!

    If i had a dime for every time i heard that....

    Guess you have an almost empty jar huh? Thats sad but upon my google research I saw the phrase "Its not the size that matters its how you use it". I'm not sure what that is referring to but I think its about the size of your lawn mower.

    I perefer the smaller lawn mower...I have more control, more precision, plus it takes longer...I like to take my time and see my progress and get a sense of satifaction knowing I have done it very well and that it is very satisfied in the job I have done.

    Geez...now I feel bad for keeping our lawnmower out in the backyard in the shed with the spiders. Maybe I should put it inside the house by the fireplace or something.

    I am sure that I am the only guy that actually waxes his pushmower.... :/
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    abily93 wrote: »
    Yeah, my cleavage would work!

    We have a victim!! You'll do just fine.... ;)

    Am I really a "victim" if I'm going to enjoy it?

    You're a willing victim, you'll fit right in!!

    If i had a dime for every time i heard that....

    Guess you have an almost empty jar huh? Thats sad but upon my google research I saw the phrase "Its not the size that matters its how you use it". I'm not sure what that is referring to but I think its about the size of your lawn mower.

    I perefer the smaller lawn mower...I have more control, more precision, plus it takes longer...I like to take my time and see my progress and get a sense of satifaction knowing I have done it very well and that it is very satisfied in the job I have done.

    Geez...now I feel bad for keeping our lawnmower out in the backyard in the shed with the spiders. Maybe I should put it inside the house by the fireplace or something.

    I am sure that I am the only guy that actually waxes his pushmower.... :/

    Hey, I actually know a guy that meticulously cleans, washes and shines up his mower every time he mows. Not saying it's normal.. just saying you aren't alone.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me" - Dr. Seuss
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me" - Dr. Seuss

    'Today you are you! That is truer than true!
    There is no one alive that is you-er than you!!'

    Also Dr. Seuss :)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me" - Dr. Seuss

    lol very true, I actually say that quite often. Normal is very boring.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Theodor Geisel is quite a favorite of mine. I celebrate his birth month here on MFP in quite a way!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Do you dress up that month? As Thing 1 or Thing 2? Maybe The Cat in the Hat?
  • mablade18
    mablade18 Posts: 6,397 Member
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me" - Dr. Seuss

    Why would anyone want to be normal?
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    abily93 wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me" - Dr. Seuss

    Why would anyone want to be normal?

    It's what "they" expect of us!
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