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Pervs and pervettes
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »A truly good wife would have a sandwich waiting and naked in the kitchen... wait what did I just say??
What about the sides?
You mean a sandwich and naked woman aren't enough. Geez. Greedy.
I do not get enough fruits and veggies...they are important.0 -
Well have her add them to your sandwich.. creativity goes a long way!0
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did someone call me lovable? yay~1
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I not a good perv, but I'm trying to improve
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Perving should be kept strictly on kik.
Send your username to my inbox haha0 -
markshawhighlands wrote: »Perving should be kept strictly on kik.
Send your username to my inbox haha
But kicking is so mean....my momma says to keep your hands and feet to yourself0 -
Does your momma also call you Forest?0
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The smell of protein farts and desperation is strong with this troll.0
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@RunHardBeStrong She called me a lot but since running was not in my vocab it was never Forrest...
@Timshel_ Actually, I am full grown so I cannot be a troll and protein is a minimum in my diet.....0 -
@RunHardBeStrong She called me a lot but since running was not in my vocab it was never Forrest...
@Timshel_ Actually, I am full grown so I cannot be a troll and protein is a minimum in my diet.....
Are there no adult trolls?0 -
@RunHardBeStrong She called me a lot but since running was not in my vocab it was never Forrest...
@Timshel_ Actually, I am full grown so I cannot be a troll and protein is a minimum in my diet.....
Are there no adult trolls?
Maybe I am a troll....from Wiki "While in Norse mythology, the Troll was a magical creature with special skills, in Tolkien's writings they are portrayed as evil, stupid, with crude habits, although still intelligent enough to communicate with a known language."0 -
Wasn't Shrek a troll? He's green and has a donkey as a friend0
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I'm not a perv, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.2
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this is pretty lame for a perv thread - can we move this discussion to a bar and do body shots? I'll buy the first 10 rounds....2
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VanishingNachos wrote: »this is pretty lame for a perv thread - can we move this discussion to a bar and do body shots? I'll buy the first 10 rounds....
If you're buying I'm in, but remember I'm not a perv
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no, of course you are not a perv @FLgirl40 - no one would ever suggest that you are the leading pervette here in our little family.... of course not - nice bum, btw~1
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VanishingNachos wrote: »this is pretty lame for a perv thread - can we move this discussion to a bar and do body shots? I'll buy the first 10 rounds....
Well I guess if she's going, then I'm in too. I don't want to be left behind.0 -
Whose body is being used for the shots? I'll make mt decision after this has been revealed0
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Lets have a show of hands that will dontate thier bodies for body shots *raises hand*0
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VanishingNachos wrote: »Lets have a show of hands that will dontate thier bodies for body shots *raises hand*
haha why does this not surprise me
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VanishingNachos wrote: »Lets have a show of hands that will dontate thier bodies for body shots *raises hand*
I prefer doing my shots from someone's cleavage. How's your cleavage?
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my cleaveage is not near as good as some in here - i do agree with the whole "shots from a cleavage" idea, so.....@synchkat? will you , umm.... provide us the means to imbibe?0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »VanishingNachos wrote: »Lets have a show of hands that will dontate thier bodies for body shots *raises hand*
I prefer doing my shots from someone's cleavage. How's your cleavage?
Well...I'm out. Not enough cleavage, but I will gladly take a shot from yours.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »VanishingNachos wrote: »Lets have a show of hands that will dontate thier bodies for body shots *raises hand*
I prefer doing my shots from someone's cleavage. How's your cleavage?
Well...I'm out. Not enough cleavage, but I will gladly take a shot from yours.
It's on! Ooops... that wasn't me that just grabbed your *kitten*...0 -
oh @flgirl40 - no cleavage will be turned away, this is an equal opportunity perv thread - please stand in line, and your bits will be assessed by our distinguished panel of judges0
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VanishingNachos wrote: »my cleaveage is not near as good as some in here - i do agree with the whole "shots from a cleavage" idea, so.....@synchkat? will you , umm.... provide us the means to imbibe?
um I am sure there area many others with way better cleavage. If I have any it's because of Victoria and it's our little secret0 -
I'm a pervette by nature - just comes naturally!0
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welcom @abily93 - your application into this exclusive club has been accepted by the committee - prepare to be offended, or to offend~1
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