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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    Lallylass wrote: »
    I'm heating up all this meat and it doesn't all fit.

    You sound like my mother... I came home early from school and she is sliding down the banister...thinking it was dad she says "Hope you are hungry since I am warming your dinner now"

    Wow she must have really been in a hurry to get to the kitchen if she couldn't just use the stairs! I hope she didn't fall and break her hip.

    Right, like a fireman using the pole to quickly get to the truck...what else could it mean.

    Now that is a truly dedicated woman. I hope he brought her roses.

    I would bet he gave her something.
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
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    Of course - what else would it be?
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
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    Maybe a good old fashioned tea bag.......she loves tea.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    A truly good wife would have a sandwich waiting and naked in the kitchen... wait what did I just say??
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    A truly good wife would have a sandwich waiting and naked in the kitchen... wait what did I just say??

    I like your thinking as well.

    He'd surely treat her to something.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    JDubbs2 wrote: »
    Maybe a good old fashioned tea bag.......she loves tea.
    this is just common knowledge...loves it more since the Kurig makes it so quick
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    A truly good wife would have a sandwich waiting and naked in the kitchen... wait what did I just say??

    What about the sides?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    A truly good wife would have a sandwich waiting and naked in the kitchen... wait what did I just say??

    What about the sides?

    You mean a sandwich and naked woman aren't enough. Geez. Greedy.
  • Domino_75
    Domino_75 Posts: 373 Member
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    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    FYI, this pic will change soon...I guess the MFP heads do not appreciate public service announcements...

    Mine was removed too. The mods forgot their sense of humor pills this morning obviously.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    A truly good wife would have a sandwich waiting and naked in the kitchen... wait what did I just say??

    What about the sides?

    You mean a sandwich and naked woman aren't enough. Geez. Greedy.

    I do not get enough fruits and veggies...they are important.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Well have her add them to your sandwich.. creativity goes a long way!
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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    did someone call me lovable? yay~
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,129 Member
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    I not a good perv, but I'm trying to improve
  • markshawhighlands
    markshawhighlands Posts: 97 Member
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    Perving should be kept strictly on kik.
    Send your username to my inbox haha
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    markshawhighlands wrote: »
    Perving should be kept strictly on kik.
    Send your username to my inbox haha

    But kicking is so mean....my momma says to keep your hands and feet to yourself
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Does your momma also call you Forest?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    The smell of protein farts and desperation is strong with this troll.
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    @RunHardBeStrong She called me a lot but since running was not in my vocab it was never Forrest...

    @Timshel_ Actually, I am full grown so I cannot be a troll and protein is a minimum in my diet.....
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    3M_TA3 wrote: »
    @RunHardBeStrong She called me a lot but since running was not in my vocab it was never Forrest...

    @Timshel_ Actually, I am full grown so I cannot be a troll and protein is a minimum in my diet.....

    Are there no adult trolls?
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