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LiftingLady5 wrote: »NorthCascades wrote: »I got a text from Beth, about how a store she likes is having a sale, their page is up on the computer at home, what her underwear sizes are, and that she'll be home late tonight.
Make sure to get a bottle of her favorite wine and some good chocolate. Somebody will be working off the calories tonight.......
Once upon a time, I read about a psychology study that said dates that include dessert are more likely to end with sex than when there's no dessert. Whenever we go on date nights, I encourage her to get iced cream or mango pudding or whatever, so we can work the dessert calories off when we get home. That kind of morphed into "dessert calories don't count."
But this isn't for tonight, it's for xmas. We're both hard to shop for. And I'm a guy, so I need all the clues I can get.2 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »NorthCascades wrote: »I got a text from Beth, about how a store she likes is having a sale, their page is up on the computer at home, what her underwear sizes are, and that she'll be home late tonight.
Make sure to get a bottle of her favorite wine and some good chocolate. Somebody will be working off the calories tonight.......
For real! Honestly, @NorthCascades it's so refreshing to read your little excerpts about Beth. Most men only complain about the old ball and chain. You keep that *kitten* up.0 -
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My kitty likes to nap on the tile all summer. Just rediscovered the bed.1 -
I confess that I love The Lonely Island, in particular, these lyrics from the song *kitten* Off.
*kitten* off, cause I might be young
But I'll dig your grave, 'til the job is done
You can *kitten* off oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Well done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3jKtjgRZQY&list=RDt3jKtjgRZQY#t=14
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I'm looking through the stuff thinking "that looks sexy" and "I can tear those apart with my hands." But I have no idea what's comfortable. Any advice?0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »NorthCascades wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »NorthCascades wrote: »I got a text from Beth, about how a store she likes is having a sale, their page is up on the computer at home, what her underwear sizes are, and that she'll be home late tonight.
Make sure to get a bottle of her favorite wine and some good chocolate. Somebody will be working off the calories tonight.......
Once upon a time, I read about a psychology study that said dates that include dessert are more likely to end with sex than when there's no dessert. Whenever we go on date nights, I encourage her to get iced cream or mango pudding or whatever, so we can work the dessert calories off when we get home. That kind of morphed into "dessert calories don't count."
But this isn't for tonight, it's for xmas. We're both hard to shop for. And I'm a guy, so I need all the clues I can get.
Dude...one for tonight one for Christmas....
But it's from the internet! Gonna be delivered. You're right, though, I better pull something out of my sleeve for tonight.0 -
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Thanks @LiftingLady5 and @littlemissbgiff!0
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I've been looking for an example like this for awhile now. This is what happens, or use to, when you have fun with Google Translate
Google Translate Sings: "Hello" by Adelehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMi4MtyDg40&list=RDrjjh9PML8tE&index=29
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Put only 1 sugar in my coffee this morning. Still tastes fine. I'll try no sugar tomorrow.3
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