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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »JustMissTracy wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I think I'm done Christmas shopping.
Oi. I have four presents. Three grandchildren, 6 11 nephews and nieces...4 grown kids.....eek. Anyone know anyone who's hiring like TODAY?!!! Preferably a job where they like a woman who knows how to sit on MFP all day!JustMissTracy wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I think I'm done Christmas shopping.
Oi. I have four presents. Three grandchildren, 6 11 nephews and nieces...4 grown kids.....eek. Anyone know anyone who's hiring like TODAY?!!! Preferably a job where they like a woman who knows how to sit on MFP all day!
I've been thinking about getting a job too. You probably have an upper leg on me though, I am unmarketable, unskilled and therefore unemployable.
I would hire you, I damn sure would.
.... you just might not like the job description.
Well now I'm intrigued. I've got a pretty sweet gig right now but my boss is very demanding.
Let's just say it's a wonderful opportunity but there is a dress code
.... so to speak
Lol. Alright. I'm a pretty good rule follower.
Outstanding.
The on the job training can be ..... rigorous, yet rewarding
I hope you pay well. It's expensive to be me.
Pay ?
Um ..... did I mention the dress code?0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »JustMissTracy wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I think I'm done Christmas shopping.
Oi. I have four presents. Three grandchildren, 6 11 nephews and nieces...4 grown kids.....eek. Anyone know anyone who's hiring like TODAY?!!! Preferably a job where they like a woman who knows how to sit on MFP all day!JustMissTracy wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I think I'm done Christmas shopping.
Oi. I have four presents. Three grandchildren, 6 11 nephews and nieces...4 grown kids.....eek. Anyone know anyone who's hiring like TODAY?!!! Preferably a job where they like a woman who knows how to sit on MFP all day!
I've been thinking about getting a job too. You probably have an upper leg on me though, I am unmarketable, unskilled and therefore unemployable.
I would hire you, I damn sure would.
.... you just might not like the job description.
Well now I'm intrigued. I've got a pretty sweet gig right now but my boss is very demanding.
Let's just say it's a wonderful opportunity but there is a dress code
.... so to speak
Lol. Alright. I'm a pretty good rule follower.
Outstanding.
The on the job training can be ..... rigorous, yet rewarding
I hope you pay well. It's expensive to be me.
Pay ?
Um ..... did I mention the dress code?
This isn't a charity. I'm high maintenance
You did mention the dress code but did not elaborate. May I inquire about said dress code?
Well. .. you have already posted a photo of a great pair of shoes; that's a start0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »JustMissTracy wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I think I'm done Christmas shopping.
Oi. I have four presents. Three grandchildren, 6 11 nephews and nieces...4 grown kids.....eek. Anyone know anyone who's hiring like TODAY?!!! Preferably a job where they like a woman who knows how to sit on MFP all day!JustMissTracy wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I think I'm done Christmas shopping.
Oi. I have four presents. Three grandchildren, 6 11 nephews and nieces...4 grown kids.....eek. Anyone know anyone who's hiring like TODAY?!!! Preferably a job where they like a woman who knows how to sit on MFP all day!
I've been thinking about getting a job too. You probably have an upper leg on me though, I am unmarketable, unskilled and therefore unemployable.
I would hire you, I damn sure would.
.... you just might not like the job description.
Well now I'm intrigued. I've got a pretty sweet gig right now but my boss is very demanding.
Let's just say it's a wonderful opportunity but there is a dress code
.... so to speak
Lol. Alright. I'm a pretty good rule follower.
Outstanding.
The on the job training can be ..... rigorous, yet rewarding
I hope you pay well. It's expensive to be me.
Pay ?
Um ..... did I mention the dress code?
This isn't a charity. I'm high maintenance
You did mention the dress code but did not elaborate. May I inquire about said dress code?
Well. .. you have already posted a photo of a great pair of shoes; that's a start
Great! I'm very qualified in the shoe department!
Then we're set !0 -
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A friend just text me this. I laughed way too hard. Especially after I called him a hose slut and he came back with he really likes the big black hoses.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Yes, both.0 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Funny though. I find women love that 50 Shades appeal of it, and they all think they are ready, but you slip one finger around the back and....lol. Most won't give up true control, so they can only be a certain amount of scared and turned-on.
I mean, not that I am into any of that.
I just heard talk.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Funny though. I find women love that 50 Shades appeal of it, and they all think they are ready, but you slip one finger around the back and....lol. Most won't give up true control, so they can only be a certain amount of scared and turned-on.
I mean, not that I am into any of that.
I just heard talk.
Mmmm well you just haven't tried it on the right one yet.. I am not going go any further here.. I don't want my inbox getting bombarded.. but ummm yeah....0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Funny though. I find women love that 50 Shades appeal of it, and they all think they are ready, but you slip one finger around the back and....lol. Most won't give up true control, so they can only be a certain amount of scared and turned-on.
I mean, not that I am into any of that.
I just heard talk.
Sounds like you listen to a lot of 50 shades of non sense..1 -
Classic track, Norway
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NorthCascades wrote: »Classic track, Norway
Good segue from the butt stuff.1
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