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nolan44219

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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nolan44219 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

synchkat wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

dc6088 wrote: »

'There are no unhealthy foods' belief is not something I would not accept for myself. It's her choice but I found it ridiculous that she is on MFP, seems like a wrong site for a pop-tarts advocate. And, the opposing the teacher trying to teach the healthy food choices.

If mfp has taught me anything it is that everything is acceptable in moderation. But if that's the best you can defend a pop tart with, just effing send in a different snack!

It's easy to get those baby carrots and shove some in a bag or container.
It's the age of entitlement.

Well there is no healthy or unhealthy so instead of a bottle of water in the kids lunches, I send flasks of whiskey. They're so much easier to control when they get home that way

will you be my mom? or at least pack my lunch? I'm easy to control after a flask of whiskey. Make it bourbon please. Jim Beam will do if we are on a budget.

Of course!

But I don't deliver, you'll have to come pick it up. And don't expect me to be wearing a bra either

LOL I consider that a win win! Both are my wins

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nolan44219

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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nolan44219 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

nolan44219 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

synchkat wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

dc6088 wrote: »

'There are no unhealthy foods' belief is not something I would not accept for myself. It's her choice but I found it ridiculous that she is on MFP, seems like a wrong site for a pop-tarts advocate. And, the opposing the teacher trying to teach the healthy food choices.

If mfp has taught me anything it is that everything is acceptable in moderation. But if that's the best you can defend a pop tart with, just effing send in a different snack!

It's easy to get those baby carrots and shove some in a bag or container.
It's the age of entitlement.

Well there is no healthy or unhealthy so instead of a bottle of water in the kids lunches, I send flasks of whiskey. They're so much easier to control when they get home that way

will you be my mom? or at least pack my lunch? I'm easy to control after a flask of whiskey. Make it bourbon please. Jim Beam will do if we are on a budget.

Of course!

But I don't deliver, you'll have to come pick it up. And don't expect me to be wearing a bra either

LOL I consider that a win win! Both are my wins

Until you get here and realize that mama doesn't look like a human until it's time to post a selfie

I call *kitten* on this part!

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nolan44219

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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nolan44219 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

nolan44219 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

nolan44219 wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

synchkat wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

dc6088 wrote: »

'There are no unhealthy foods' belief is not something I would not accept for myself. It's her choice but I found it ridiculous that she is on MFP, seems like a wrong site for a pop-tarts advocate. And, the opposing the teacher trying to teach the healthy food choices.

If mfp has taught me anything it is that everything is acceptable in moderation. But if that's the best you can defend a pop tart with, just effing send in a different snack!

It's easy to get those baby carrots and shove some in a bag or container.
It's the age of entitlement.

Well there is no healthy or unhealthy so instead of a bottle of water in the kids lunches, I send flasks of whiskey. They're so much easier to control when they get home that way

will you be my mom? or at least pack my lunch? I'm easy to control after a flask of whiskey. Make it bourbon please. Jim Beam will do if we are on a budget.

Of course!

But I don't deliver, you'll have to come pick it up. And don't expect me to be wearing a bra either

LOL I consider that a win win! Both are my wins

Until you get here and realize that mama doesn't look like a human until it's time to post a selfie

I call *kitten* on this part!

Well I suppose you will find out tomorrow morning. Is it ok if I just pack a bag of pop tarts?

as long as you don't forget the whiskey flasks

NorthCascades

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Motorsheen

peppermintpudgy wrote: »

I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

LittleLionHeart1

NorthCascades wrote: »

Whoooo! Yessss!

RoxieDawn

Motorsheen wrote: »

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peppermintpudgy wrote: »

I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

I was thinking it was called "assault"

Motorsheen

RoxieDawn wrote: »

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Motorsheen wrote: »

peppermintpudgy wrote: »

I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

I was thinking it was called "assault"

Then there's that....

Motorsheen

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Motorsheen wrote: »

peppermintpudgy wrote: »

I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

I'm glad I am not the only one who thought there are some touches that could be called other things.
I think I have been corrupted by MFP

Pretty much

... wanna share a jail cell ?

nolan44219

lstrat115 wrote: »

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Motorsheen wrote: »

lstrat115 wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

peppermintpudgy wrote: »

I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

I'm glad I am not the only one who thought there are some touches that could be called other things.
I think I have been corrupted by MFP

Pretty much

... wanna share a jail cell ?

I'll warm you first.... I'm a bit handsy

your hands aren't cold are they?

jnichel

lstrat115 wrote: »

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Motorsheen wrote: »

lstrat115 wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

peppermintpudgy wrote: »

I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

I'm glad I am not the only one who thought there are some touches that could be called other things.
I think I have been corrupted by MFP

Pretty much

... wanna share a jail cell ?

I'll warm you first.... I'm a bit handsy

You'll feel like you've had a full physical and then some.

ronnydrake06

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RoxieDawn

ronnydrake06 wrote: »

Again.. trying really hard to not see double today.

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KyleGrace8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI7tWd7B3iI

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RoxieDawn

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Just checked back in with the pop tart post. People are demanding sources now. I had to back out.

Enlighten me a bit? Are folks saying pop tarts will kill you?

I thought these things were fortified with like 7 seven essential vitamins and minerals..

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km8907

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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RoxieDawn wrote: »

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Just checked back in with the pop tart post. People are demanding sources now. I had to back out.

Enlighten me a bit? Are folks saying pop tarts will kill you?

I thought these things were fortified with like 7 seven essential vitamins and minerals..

Actually, I don't see the thread anymore. It must have gotten out of hand and removed in a hurry

Nope. Still there unfortunately

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synchkat

I just looked. now it seems to be taking an OMG I'm literally so happy I home school thread.
People are still ranting about how certain foods shouldn't be labelled bad...mind boggling