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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    When waggle my eyebrows at people, it does not lower the price of anything. I just get weird looks.

    Hate to be the one to say these, start a lower (small) fire in the fireplaces with lots of smoke. It should drive them out with hard to them (hopefully) but if their protected, you may as while just embrace your battiness.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    Stooooop making me laugh. Ouch. lol

    Ab day?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

    Is that good or bad?

    Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat

    It's hard to feel sorry for someone with 7 chimneys.

    7 bat filled chimneys

    7 chimneys?

    Did you marry Charles Foster Kane ?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    So you'll need to stand in your front yard and count bats?

    I'll do it for thirty five cents per bat plus a case of frosted pop tarts.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
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    can you draw me a picture since I can't see this?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
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    *ahem* waves.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
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