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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    C'mere

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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

    I need support as well. I think we have a problem!

    Nah we're good. I'm an engineer

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?

    I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.

    I need support as well. I think we have a problem!

    Nah we're good. I'm an engineer

    Inspector-Gadget-Go-Go-Gadget-Collection.jpg

    im_an_engineer_im_good_at_math_postcard-r11caece86b014f019edfe2123f8030dc_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpg

    I have this on a coffee cup.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    Sounds like the going rate is $100 per cobweb per boob. But afterwards yep free of charge.

    No cobwebs. I touch them daily, they just haven't been touched by anyone else in far too long. >:)
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    Sounds like the going rate is $100 per cobweb per boob. But afterwards yep free of charge.

    No cobwebs. I touch them daily, they just haven't been touched by anyone else in far too long. >:)

    Hi !
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    C'mere

    u8iljppjwo42.jpg

    Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    dc6088 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    C'mere

    u8iljppjwo42.jpg

    Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

    You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    dc6088 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    C'mere

    u8iljppjwo42.jpg

    Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

    You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?

    Yeah, something long term, like emphysema, asthma, chronic bronchitis, etc
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

    Is that good or bad?

    Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat

    Ouch. Can you smoke them out yourself? Or will they come back?

    We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.

    Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?

    We do but the chimneys are very old and failing. Going to have them sealed.

    Just to throw this out there, but it's good you haven't sealed them yet, so you can clean out the bat droppings. Also Guano is worth money!!! $$$$$$ Mining guano is a $1.4 billion industry.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    dc6088 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    dc6088 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    C'mere

    u8iljppjwo42.jpg

    Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

    You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?

    Yeah, something long term, like emphysema, asthma, chronic bronchitis, etc

    Then yes, Asthma since I was 9 months old.
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    dc6088 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    dc6088 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!

    And my accountant is female!
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Could you just seal the fireplace so they don't get in the house, and put something on the top after they fly out at night?

    That's what he is recommending we do first

    did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?

    I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat

    I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!

    Another 6k and you can get a reduction.

    Almost there!

    I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!

    My hands will do it for free

    Can I get in on this? My boobs haven't been touched in far too long. :#

    C'mere

    u8iljppjwo42.jpg

    Is it your hand? Do you have any kind of chronic lung condition?

    You mean like Asthma since I was 9 months old?

    Yeah, something long term, like emphysema, asthma, chronic bronchitis, etc

    did you read his palm??

    Will you do mine next?

    I read his fingers shape in the picture
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
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    I had a kitten named Kitten.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.

    Is that good or bad?

    Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat

    Ouch. Can you smoke them out yourself? Or will they come back?

    We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.

    Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?

    We do but the chimneys are very old and failing. Going to have them sealed.

    Just to throw this out there, but it's good you haven't sealed them yet, so you can clean out the bat droppings. Also Guano is worth money!!! $$$$$$ Mining guano is a $1.4 billion industry.

    Well these new pets of mine have practically paid for themselves then!!

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