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mom: Did u get the question?
me: what question?
mom: of your exam of tomorrow?
me: what?! no!!
mom: It should be in your phone...
me:
you are kidding...right?
mom: then why r u glued to it's screen the whole day nonstop??..
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.
You know, I was going to ask if you had a fireplace, but something shiny distracted me....or it might have been something boob shaped... That's how were used to get bats in our house when I was growing up.0 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!
And my accountant is female!GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Another 6k and you can get a reduction.
Almost there!
I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
My hands will do it for free
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.
Perfect. Jiggling boobs are the best!0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Ok so no bat colony in the attic. They're in the chimneys. Awesome.
Is that good or bad?
Well I have 7 chimneys and removal is $100/bat
Ouch. Can you smoke them out yourself? Or will they come back?
We've not had the chimneys inspected to see if they're safe enough to use.
Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?0 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!
And my accountant is female!GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Another 6k and you can get a reduction.
Almost there!
I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
My hands will do it for free
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.
I just pictured this. It was..... exciting
Shall I send you vids?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!
And my accountant is female!GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Another 6k and you can get a reduction.
Almost there!
I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
My hands will do it for free
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
No need for support when you're sleeping......just let them fall to either side and under your arm.
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!
And my accountant is female!GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Another 6k and you can get a reduction.
Almost there!
I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
My hands will do it for free
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.
I need support as well. I think we have a problem!
We can all take turns! I am sure it would all work out!0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!
And my accountant is female!GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Another 6k and you can get a reduction.
Almost there!
I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
My hands will do it for free
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.
I just pictured this. It was..... exciting
Shall I send you vids?
Please
Looks totally natural, huh?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Lol! The power of them tig ole bitties!
And my accountant is female!GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
did you try to waggle your eyebrows at him do get him to lower the price?
I showed him pictures of the boob girl from the selfie thread. That's how I got him down to $100/bat
I already sent that screen shot to my accountant! I am getting $10,000 back this year! And my taxes done for free!
Another 6k and you can get a reduction.
Almost there!
I wonder how much a lift is, I need that more than a reduction!
My hands will do it for free
Are you just gonna hold them up for me 24/7?
I might jiggle them a bit occasionally but yes I'm available for 24/7 support.
I need support as well. I think we have a problem!
We can all take turns! I am sure it would all work out!
I'm thinking a sandwich formation might also work
Exactly what I was thinking... kind of like a train with hands reaching around front.0
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