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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,505 Member
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    I bought a box of Girl Scout cookies today and I have no intention of eating them. I just felt compelled to help out the kid. She asked me if I wanted to buy cookies so I told her: " If you don't ask, the answer is No. Give me a box of the Samoas. "

    So what should I do with the cookies?

    Take them to work? Nah... they don't deserve them.

    Give them to my dog?

    Ideas?

    ..... I'll never eat them.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,505 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I bought a box of Girl Scout cookies today and I have no intention of eating them. I just felt compelled to help out the kid. She asked me if I wanted to buy cookies so I told her: " If you don't ask, the answer is No. Give me a box of the Samoas. "

    So what should I do with the cookies?

    Take them to work? Nah... they don't deserve them.

    Give them to my dog?

    Ideas?

    ..... I'll never eat them.

    That was nice! Will Mrs. Motorsheen eat them?


    Ha.

    No way. I bought her a small candy bar over two years ago, it's still sitting in the pantry.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,505 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I bought a box of Girl Scout cookies today and I have no intention of eating them. I just felt compelled to help out the kid. She asked me if I wanted to buy cookies so I told her: " If you don't ask, the answer is No. Give me a box of the Samoas. "

    So what should I do with the cookies?

    Take them to work? Nah... they don't deserve them.

    Give them to my dog?

    Ideas?

    ..... I'll never eat them.

    That was nice! Will Mrs. Motorsheen eat them?


    Ha.

    No way. I bought her a small candy bar over two years ago, it's still sitting in the pantry.

    Wait.... what?! She doesn't like sweets? I'd tell you to send the GS cookies to me, but I don't like coconut.

    If we have any sweets, it's going to be at a nice restaurant and we will share it.

    I won't eat sweets alone, only with her.
  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I bought a box of Girl Scout cookies today and I have no intention of eating them. I just felt compelled to help out the kid. She asked me if I wanted to buy cookies so I told her: " If you don't ask, the answer is No. Give me a box of the Samoas. "

    So what should I do with the cookies?

    Take them to work? Nah... they don't deserve them.

    Give them to my dog?

    Ideas?

    ..... I'll never eat them.

    You *kitten* tease. And me, sitting here all Samoaless...
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,505 Member
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    itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I bought a box of Girl Scout cookies today and I have no intention of eating them. I just felt compelled to help out the kid. She asked me if I wanted to buy cookies so I told her: " If you don't ask, the answer is No. Give me a box of the Samoas. "

    So what should I do with the cookies?

    Take them to work? Nah... they don't deserve them.

    Give them to my dog?

    Ideas?

    ..... I'll never eat them.

    You *kitten* tease. And me, sitting here all Samoaless...

    Ha.

    Support your local Girl Scouts !

    Be aware tho' , this year they jacked the price to $5 a box.

    And..... I would be honored to share my Samoas with you!
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
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    I got cornered for some Samoas the other day. Still $4 though.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Those little cookie pimps are hard to say no to.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
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    I have these.. am I soliciting?

    $4 a box.

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  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
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    slivesey77 wrote: »
    I got cornered for some Samoas the other day. Still $4 though.

    I'll take yours as well :) Just when I think I've had enough... I always want samoa. (See what I did there? Okay, nvm... off to the unfun thread...)
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
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  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
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    slivesey77 wrote: »
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    Wow that looks out of this world!! See what I--- I'll see myself out :|
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    slivesey77 wrote: »
    I got cornered for some Samoas the other day. Still $4 though.

    What is a samoa?
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    slivesey77 wrote: »
    I got cornered for some Samoas the other day. Still $4 though.

    What is a samoa?

    It's a type of cookie sold by Girl Scouts
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,505 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I bought a box of Girl Scout cookies today and I have no intention of eating them. I just felt compelled to help out the kid. She asked me if I wanted to buy cookies so I told her: " If you don't ask, the answer is No. Give me a box of the Samoas. "

    So what should I do with the cookies?

    Take them to work? Nah... they don't deserve them.

    Give them to my dog?

    Ideas?

    ..... I'll never eat them.

    That was nice! Will Mrs. Motorsheen eat them?


    Ha.

    No way. I bought her a small candy bar over two years ago, it's still sitting in the pantry.

    Wait.... what?! She doesn't like sweets? I'd tell you to send the GS cookies to me, but I don't like coconut.

    If we have any sweets, it's going to be at a nice restaurant and we will share it.

    I won't eat sweets alone, only with her.

    Any particular reason? Like would she be mad?

    I wish I had that kind of self control

    mad? nope, not at all

    I just reserve some things for either special occasions or circumstances

    I won't eat pizza, sweets or french fries alone.

    Spending a lot of time by myself, dinner is often a turkey sandwich over the kitchen sink; it's no big deal.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,505 Member
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    double post; weird.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,505 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Those little cookie pimps are hard to say no to.

    Yeah, the mom and two little girls were pimpin' the cookies and were living the ABC rule.

    After the purchase, I said: "behave yourself, okay?"

    the girl scout said: "I'll try"

    I replied: "I was talking to your mom."
  • Tretop76
    Tretop76 Posts: 256 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
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    This pretty much is a metaphor for my day so far

    Omg!!! @CincyNeid is THIS why your neck hurts?! :D:D:D just kidding love!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Been watching Rick and Morty today.

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