What pick up line would you most likely use on the person above?

Backtolovely · October 2016

The cheesier the better- GO!

skahtboi · October 2016

Do you have a band aid? Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

synchkat · October 2016

can I touch your bolt?

skahtboi · October 2016

When a woman like you walks into a place like this, you can almost hear the promises break.

RunHardBeStrong · October 2016

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

synchkat · October 2016

Are your legs tired cause you've been running through my mind.....hard

Ya it's a bad on

KrazyLeeLee · October 2016

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

RunHardBeStrong · October 2016

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

VanishingNachos · October 2016

Umm...nice beard dude, buy me a beer?

LOL - that was for @KrazyLeeLee -

synchkat · October 2016

Why not try the taco

RunHardBeStrong · October 2016

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea

slinkybinkydog · October 2016

Hey girl why don't we get out of here and buy you some milk cuz it's doing your body some good

VanishingNachos · October 2016

If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Backtolovely · October 2016

Me too!

ROBOTFOOD · October 2016

You know what's on the MENU? It's Me-N-U

jordanchamzuk · October 2016

I want a moustache ride

Backtolovely · October 2016

Holy guacamole, we have ABS!

NYactor1 · October 2016

those pants look good on you...although they'd look better on my bedroom floor

1_hot_bootay · October 2016

Can I get up under that box?

jordanchamzuk · October 2016

Get in the car...

Backtolovely · October 2016

I have candy, want a piece?

ROBOTFOOD · October 2016

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Jonesingmucho · October 2016

I like your beard. I've always wondered what having a beard feels like. Why don't you put yours all over me and let me see how it feels.

ROBOTFOOD · October 2016

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

1_hot_bootay · October 2016

Lets go pump some iron

ROBOTFOOD · October 2016

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

1_hot_bootay · October 2016

That's awesome! I got nothing lol

ROBOTFOOD · October 2016

Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you look just right.

jordanchamzuk · October 2016

Let's play duck dynasty. You hide in the bushes and I'll get you with a solid bang

1_hot_bootay · October 2016

I'm like Dominos pizza, if I don't come in 30 min the next one is free

1_hot_bootay · October 2016

hahaha that was meant for @ROBOTFOOD

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