What pick up line would you most likely use on the person above?

ROBOTFOOD

I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

alexisslolypop

Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

ROBOTFOOD

I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight

alexisslolypop

Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams

ROBOTFOOD

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in you

alexisslolypop

They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine *kitten*

ROBOTFOOD

Ayy girl are you a beaver cuz dam

alexisslolypop

"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."

ROBOTFOOD

Whats your first name? I don't need to know the last name you're going to take mine

alexisslolypop

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

ROBOTFOOD

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

alexisslolypop

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids

ROBOTFOOD

Girl, are you my appendix? 'Cos there's this feeling in my gut that makes me want to take you out

alexisslolypop

If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

ROBOTFOOD

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

alexisslolypop

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

ROBOTFOOD

There are 206 bones in the human body. Mind if I add one?

alexisslolypop

My body is a movie. Wanna star in it?

ROBOTFOOD

I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avocado

alexisslolypop

Do you know what'd look good on me? You

ROBOTFOOD

You remind me of my little toe...

Because I am going to bang you on my coffee table later

alexisslolypop

I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

ROBOTFOOD

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

alexisslolypop

Are you heaven, 'cause you feel so right

ROBOTFOOD

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer

alexisslolypop

If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?

ROBOTFOOD

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I just skinned my knee falling for you.

alexisslolypop

Are you a banana, 'cause I find you a-peeling

steve_bb

How would you like your eggs in the morning? Fertalized?

ROBOTFOOD

Good thing i brought my library card because i am checking you out