What pick up line would you most likely use on the person above?

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1_hot_bootay Posts: 425 Member

October 2016

I still got nothing.... but these are hilarious! I love 'em

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alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

October 2016

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

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Tallawah_ Posts: 2,477 Member

October 2016

Have you got any African in you?...would you like some!

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1_hot_bootay Posts: 425 Member

October 2016

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

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DangleSnipe Posts: 37 Member

October 2016 edited October 2016

Funny story

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Watchinherbackthistime Posts: 1,896 Member

October 2016 edited October 2016

Hey nice trousers can i test the zipper

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JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member

October 2016

Why don't you rest for a while and let me watch it for you

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Backtolovely Posts: 70 Member

October 2016

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me???

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finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member

October 2016

Shall we shag now or later

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slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member

October 2016

You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member

October 2016

Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on

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alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

November 2016

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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Buckyz22 Posts: 2,611 Member

November 2016

Hey, I lost my phone number, can i have yours??

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BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member

November 2016

While you're standing there doing nothing and wasting time, wouldn't it be better if we make out?

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NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member

November 2016

Let's go on a date. Yes? Ok, my place or yours?

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

November 2016

"Oh my! What a big tablet you have!"

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newbie3122 Posts: 480 Member

November 2016

Keep walking and hold my hand. You are being followed!

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fieldhjunkie Posts: 108 Member

November 2016

If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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TRIFITTNESS35 Posts: 70 Member

November 2016

Pick a number any number....

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ramiarel365 Posts: 1 Member

November 2016

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van!

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Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member

November 2016

You're so cute I wanna lock you up in my basement, naked!

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TRIFITTNESS35 Posts: 70 Member

November 2016

HeyaBerg wrote: »

You're so cute I wanna lock you up in my basement, naked!

Ha an offer that can't be refused

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alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

November 2016

Can I tie your shoes? I can't have you falling for somebody else.

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shaq370 Posts: 36 Member

November 2016

alexisslolypop wrote: »

Can I tie your shoes? I can't have you falling for somebody else.

Did you fart ? Because you just blew me away

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alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member

November 2016

There's a side view, rear view and what else? I loview.

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JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member

November 2016

I just got out of jail can you be a sweetheart and give me a ride... I have candy pops...

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50_SHADES_OF_TREY Posts: 84 Member

November 2016

im better than domino's pizza...if i cant make you cum in 30 min or less the next one is free

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JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member

November 2016

My Gosh that's a big 5 you have there...

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skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member

November 2016

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

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musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

November 2016

I like em a little sketchy

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