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TitzzMcGhee
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A coworker was telling me today that she and her husband have never farted in front of each other (and they've been married 20 years). If they have to do it, they go to the bathroom. WTH? So be honest, do you fart in front of your significant other?
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  • ksimmons19
    ksimmons19 Posts: 223 Member
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    I fart in front of the mail man.
  • butterflyluv1218
    butterflyluv1218 Posts: 430
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    Women don't fart, we glitter. ;) but yes, no problem there.
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
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    First of all everyone know's women don't fart... = ) My hubs... I only wish he'd leave the room... I've come close to throwing up.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    all the time.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
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    She be LYIN' to you!!!!
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
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    Yes I do and sometimes we even comment on how loud it is hahahahah hey you asked :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
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    I fart in front of the mail man.






    This made me laugh
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    If I can't burp or fart in front of him, he is no longer dating material.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I fart in front of the mail man.


    I like you.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
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    I fart. All. The. Time. Last night, for example, he wrapped his arms around me from behind, kissed me on the neck, and I farted on him. Oops...
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    First of all everyone know's women don't fart... = ) My hubs... I only wish he'd leave the room... I've come close to throwing up.

    hahaha *gassssssp*

    [img]http://i1280.photobucket.com/albums/a485/katiicombs/Gif Collection/tumblr_lmx2akLmWB1qjotd2o1_400_zps76d2e7fa.gif[/img]
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    I fart. All. The. Time. Last night, for example, he wrapped his arms around me from behind, kissed me on the neck, and I farted on him. Oops...

    Gross.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I fart. All. The. Time. Last night, for example, he wrapped his arms around me from behind, kissed me on the neck, and I farted on him. Oops...

    I LOL'd at this.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    If he can handle seeing 4 kids come out, I'm really not that concerned about normal bodily functions.

    But that's just me
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    She does in front of me, and they are often sulfuric in nature. I rarely do, and mine are very tame by her admission. I'm just not much of a farter.
  • CLFrancois
    CLFrancois Posts: 472 Member
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    Humans fart.
    However, I don't announce it and I don't TRY to **** my pants.
    Yes, they leak out.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    I fart in front of the mail man.

    And you wonder why you haven't gotten any mail lately?
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Neither of us do it on purpose. We leave the room or, if absolutely necessary, go (hopefully) for stealth mode! ha ha
  • ksimmons19
    ksimmons19 Posts: 223 Member
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    I fart in front of the mail man.

    And you wonder why you haven't gotten any mail lately?

    He told me I had to in order to GET my mail :ohwell:
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
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    Lmao! Um... My husband watched me give birth. Farting ain't no thang! It's like a joke in our household.

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