Let's be honest...

sarajeanelles

They must not have kids together- pregnant women CANNOT control it. I farted so much at night in my sleep my husband says the covers floated 3 feet off the bed....:blushing:

Hardest I have laughed all day!!!

norahwynn

my fiance farts at least 30 times a day (probably a bit of exaggeration), and has no problem doing so in front of me. I on the other hand have farted in front of him but try not to. But if I do, it's not a big deal I guess...

janupshaw

This was good for a laugh! Yes, we fart in front of each other. You wouldn't want me to blow up would you?

calibriintx

I've never intentionally farted in front of my husband. Maybe it's happened in my sleep, and I'm sure he's heard me in the restroom. Maybe 3 times, in 10 years, I've let a silent but deadly slip and I'll warm him to GTFO FAST.

He used to do the same for me. Then a few years ago he just got sick of going to restroom or clenching it down. Now he rips them constantly. :grumble: Luckily he's mostly noise and I've learned by the sound whether or not it's going to be nasty.:sick:

Ejourneys

Part of our relationship lore includes the time -- very early on -- when my partner and I exclaimed simultaneously during an intimate moment, "The telltale fart!"*

* See Edgar Allen Poe.

Some_Watery_Tart

My husband and I took turns crop dusting the grocery store yesterday. Had to try to see how people reacted without getting caught. It's our idea of a romantic outing. :laugh:

jennfranklin

My husband does not and tries to prevent it with all of his might. But yes, oh yes, I rip em in front of him, and I always get a laugh.

CarlaRG

I try not to but sometimes... My daughter is a fart machine. She loves to climb up on someones lap (mine, her grandpa) and just let it rip and laugh. :sick: She's 19. She will make some man so proud one day.

MrsSenecal

We fart in front of eachother all the time. I get pissed when I snuggle up to him and he farts on my leg.. Thats annoying!

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

oh yes. We're completely comfortable around each other. Anything goes. Except pooping with the door open.

mandasalem

Are you kidding? It's practically a competition here.

AndiGirl70

Married 20 years. We fart maturely. We prefer the tactical SBD (silent but deadly) farting then grab the nearest kid (there are 4 of them) and blame it on them! LOL

dhilliges2015

My husband and I took turns crop dusting the grocery store yesterday. Had to try to see how people reacted without getting caught. It's our idea of a romantic outing. :laugh:

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Cameron_1969

Wait. . Nobody else does the ol' hold her under the blanket trick!?

triff14

If I can tell it's going to be horrible, I'll step outside or try to hold it, but otherwise yes. One time he said I "farted on him all the time" so I told him I was going to unleash my farting potential. He slept on the other side of the mattress for the night......

mister_universe

*ffrrrrrrrrrpppppppp*

All ya'lls my b1tches now...

chunkydunk714

I've always been the farter in my relationships

I take after my dad....

Nicolee_2014

My sister in law claims to not fart in front of anyone including her husband (they've been together for 10 years). She says she does it in the bathroom! AS IF. But the look on her face, she was dead set serious.

She even has issues about anyone taking a book/magazine/phone into the toilet?!?

But to answer the question. Yup, I fart in front of my partner & I think it's a hoot at his reaction sometimes :laugh:

Nicolee_2014

I grew up in a house of eight girls and we all pretended like nothing happened when my Dad let one rumble....seriously just felt like the earth moved a bit but no sound.

So when my husband would announce with great pride and then let one rip I was a bit shocked. But I got used to it. I would try to suppress but yeah...pregnant? Practically every time you move.

I never experienced the 'oops' fart whilst pregnant. I have heard it happens often...

NavyKnightAh13

Hubby watched me give birth, so bodily functions is meh.

Honestly we see sometimes who can fart the loudest or have the smelliest ones, which I win. he wins on the belching contest.

And agree about the pregnancy gas.

ninerbuff

My wife can tell what I ate that day when I fart.

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Dunkirk

My dog takes responsibility for them, including her own. When someone farts and she leaves the room, you know it was bad.

allifantastical

In my sleep, on accident. lol

PepperWorm

I mean, farting is natural. It just happens. No shame in it. I just try not to do it in front of people I don't "know" that well.

I rip it up all the time. We still laugh at each others' farts.

Unrelated yet a little similar: one time I went in for an intimate kiss and my husband burped IN MY MOUTH. He absolutely didn't mean it (it just slipped out, apparently). Grossed me out, but I still died laughing.

Dunno. I laughed so hard I pissed my pants in front of him the first few weeks we dated. Any man willing to stick around after that and through all of my 'unladylike' bodily functions is perfect for me.

Harlequinndancer

I try not to but sometimes... My daughter is a fart machine. She loves to climb up on someones lap (mine, her grandpa) and just let it rip and laugh. :sick: She's 19. She will make some man so proud one day.

My mother used to run up to my father, sit on his lap for a quick cuddle, let loose a SBD and run away giggling as it finally hit my poor Dad. She didn't do it often but it was funny when I was a kid to see.

Timshel_

A coworker was telling me today that she and her husband have never farted in front of each other (and they've been married 20 years). If they have to do it, they go to the bathroom. WTH? So be honest, do you fart in front of your significant other?

If at all possible, no. It happens sometimes though. But I believe we should leave as much mystery in the relationship as possible when it comes to certain bodily functions.

rainavsfood

Guilty. :ohwell: Protein farts kick in and one has NO CONTROL. :sick: :bigsmile:

tehboxingkitteh

I grew up in a house of eight girls and we all pretended like nothing happened when my Dad let one rumble....seriously just felt like the earth moved a bit but no sound.

So when my husband would announce with great pride and then let one rip I was a bit shocked. But I got used to it. I would try to suppress but yeah...pregnant? Practically every time you move.

I never experienced the 'oops' fart whilst pregnant. I have heard it happens often...

8 months pregnant in college, I was sitting on the floor in class, I had to roll onto my knees to get up because my belly was so huge... I let one rip so loud, I fell over laughing, and then I about suffocated from the smell. It cleared the room :blushing:

TheIncredibleJoms

Me and my significant other actually kiss each other when we fart. :laugh:

43932452

Yup, in fact he just did!