Tell me your deepest, darkest secret.

BrainyBurro

don't worry, it's just me reading this thread. you can trust me.

... and go!

mister_universe

I always wanted a donkey.


Yes, like that.

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

MargaretSans

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

Contrarian

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

BrainyBurro

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

you sound delightful.

:flowerforyou:

BrainyBurro

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

been there. done that.

MargaretSans

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

you sound delightful.

I truly am
:flowerforyou:

lostdogg

I always wanted Bench AND a donkey


Yes, like that.

mister_universe

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

Cutting4life

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

This happened

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

Brainy, you wanna be my dowry?

TheBitSlinger

I'm frequently depressed and often think about topping myself, which I can't do because too many people depend on me.

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted Bench AND a donkey


Yes, like that.

happywithme12

I am really an alien from the planet nympho and i lock my husband in the closet when i leave for work to use for later

MargaretSans

@happywithme12 i just like the locking husband in the closet part

homerjspartan

I must confess.

That my lonliness.

Is killing me now.

Don't you know I still believe.

That you will be here.

Just give me a sign.

happywithme12

@happywithme12 i just like the locking husband in the closet part

He would totally run away if i let him out im sure, you know how it is damn men

Trechechus

I must confess.

That my lonliness.

Is killing me now.

Don't you know I still believe.

That you will be here.

Just give me a sign.

Great. Now this is stuck in my head

CountingCaloriesSuxass

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

Contrarian

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

been there. done that.

Yeah. A lot of us did it. They offer tours now, where everybody gets to shoot someone, and then they all watch. It's kind of annoying when you're waiting for your turn.

slkehl

I was born with both parts.

Contrarian

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

No.

homerjspartan

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

I don't try.

I do.

There is no try.

homerjspartan

I was born with both parts.

A right boob and a left boob?

Mainebikerchick

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

I'll bring you a donkey if I can lick those abs! :bigsmile:

ihad

CountingCaloriesSuxass

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

I don't try.

I do.

There is no try.

What do you do with the body when you're done? Thats the only part Im having a problem with

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

I'll bring you a donkey if I can lick those abs! :bigsmile:

HE'S MINE! I called dibs on him a few threads ago like a creeper.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

I fn love that movie...

ldrosophila

I totally had a liter Dr. Pepper yesterday