Tell me your deepest, darkest secret.

BrainyBurro

don't worry, it's just me reading this thread. you can trust me.

... and go!

mister_universe

I always wanted a donkey.


Yes, like that.

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

MargaretSans

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

Contrarian

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

BrainyBurro

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

you sound delightful.

:flowerforyou:

BrainyBurro

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

been there. done that.

MargaretSans

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

you sound delightful.

I truly am
:flowerforyou:

lostdogg

I always wanted Bench AND a donkey


Yes, like that.

mister_universe

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

Cutting4life

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

This happened

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

Brainy, you wanna be my dowry?

TheBitSlinger

I'm frequently depressed and often think about topping myself, which I can't do because too many people depend on me.

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted Bench AND a donkey


Yes, like that.

happywithme12

I am really an alien from the planet nympho and i lock my husband in the closet when i leave for work to use for later

MargaretSans

@happywithme12 i just like the locking husband in the closet part

homerjspartan

I must confess.

That my lonliness.

Is killing me now.

Don't you know I still believe.

That you will be here.

Just give me a sign.

happywithme12

@happywithme12 i just like the locking husband in the closet part

He would totally run away if i let him out im sure, you know how it is damn men

Trechechus

I must confess.

That my lonliness.

Is killing me now.

Don't you know I still believe.

That you will be here.

Just give me a sign.

Great. Now this is stuck in my head

CountingCaloriesSuxass

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

Contrarian

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

been there. done that.

Yeah. A lot of us did it. They offer tours now, where everybody gets to shoot someone, and then they all watch. It's kind of annoying when you're waiting for your turn.