Tell me your deepest, darkest secret.

slkehl

I was born with both parts.

Contrarian

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

No.

homerjspartan

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

I don't try.

I do.

There is no try.

homerjspartan

I was born with both parts.

A right boob and a left boob?

Mainebikerchick

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

I'll bring you a donkey if I can lick those abs! :bigsmile:

ihad

CountingCaloriesSuxass

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

I don't try.

I do.

There is no try.

What do you do with the body when you're done? Thats the only part Im having a problem with

BenchPressingCats

I always wanted ronrob.

Yes, like that.

Bring me a donkey and we can talk.

I'll bring you a donkey if I can lick those abs! :bigsmile:

HE'S MINE! I called dibs on him a few threads ago like a creeper.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

I fn love that movie...

ldrosophila

I totally had a liter Dr. Pepper yesterday

AmyP619

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

Nope, I like to run over them in GTA

MargaretSans

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

I fn love that movie...

Finally someone gets it! Also a fav of mine

Sarie_Bronish

I secretly want to wrap myself in bacon and put lady gaga's meat dress to shame. SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

pastryari

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

+1 for The Goonies

happywithme12

I secretly want to wrap myself in bacon and put lady gaga's meat dress to shame. SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

if you wear a bacon dress i may have to lock you in the closet to, cause i looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvee bacon

Sarie_Bronish

I secretly want to wrap myself in bacon and put lady gaga's meat dress to shame. SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

if you wear a bacon dress i may have to lock you in the closet to, cause i looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvee bacon

everyone does say I need to stop hanging out in closets lol

homerjspartan

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

Nope, I like to run over them in GTA

CountingCaloriesSuxass

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

I fn love that movie...

Finally someone gets it! Also a fav of mine

we losers are so freaking slow

CountingCaloriesSuxass

Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

Nope, I like to run over them in GTA

lets get married!!

chadraeder3

*whispers* "I just farted, and I think I pooed a little bit"