Tell me your deepest, darkest secret.
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I have a crush on someone on my FL.0
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life
I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying.0 -
Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??
I don't try.
I do.
There is no try.
What do you do with the body when you're done? Thats the only part Im having a problem with
I can help you with that!0 -
I have a crush on someone on my FL.
I know. It's obvious the way you flirt with me.0 -
I drink right from the juice carton in the refrigerator. And put it back. And no one ever knows..0
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This sounds like a terrible idea lol0
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I'm frequently depressed and often think about topping myself, which I can't do because too many people depend on me.
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Before I answer, is MFP contracted by the NSA like facebook?0
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I have issues respecting toothbrush ownership. Sorry friends, boyfriend, siblings.. all toothbrushes are in danger of being used by me if they are nearby and my teeth need brushing.0
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don't worry, it's just me reading this thread. you can trust me.
... and go!
Hmmm.....
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life0
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well...I have two. one isn't really a "secret" since it happened in front about 300 people...but it was acutely embarrassing.
the other is, well, I am a misanthrope, seriously, but I hide it behind a wonderfully, sweet, kind, smiling, gentle facade.0 -
Before I answer, is MFP contracted by the NSA like facebook?
oh yes. they have a massive file on you already. that horse has left the barn.0 -
I'm frequently depressed and often think about topping myself, which I can't do because too many people depend on me.
sorry to hear bro, we're all gonna make it!0 -
I like to leave little....gifts in hotel room when I leave!0
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Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??
I don't try.
I do.
There is no try.
What do you do with the body when you're done? Thats the only part Im having a problem with
Have you never seen the movie Frankenhooker?0 -
At a very unhealthy level, I hate failure in myself, which in turn causes me to fail. I am trying to break that cycle that I have lived for too many years.0
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I secretly want to wrap myself in bacon and put lady gaga's meat dress to shame. SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
if you wear a bacon dress i may have to lock you in the closet to, cause i looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvee bacon
everyone does say I need to stop hanging out in closets lol
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Stop your getting me all excited0 -
GOONIES!0
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life0
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Just when I thought I said all I could say , My chick on the side said she got one on the way. Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do, I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions. If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all, Damn near cried when I got that phone call, I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do, But to give you part 2 of my confessions.0
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I have issues respecting toothbrush ownership. Sorry friends, boyfriend, siblings.. all toothbrushes are in danger of being used by me if they are nearby and my teeth need brushing.
I've slept with more men than years old I am.0 -
Yes, you've guessed it.....i'm really a werewolf.0
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I must confess.
That my lonliness.
Is killing me now.
Don't you know I still believe.
That you will be here.
Just give me a sign.
Don't worry, because when I find you, I am going to hit you...More than one time.0
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