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  • iarelarry
    iarelarry Posts: 201 Member
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    I'm fat
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    I always wanted a donkey.


    Yes, like that.
    I have a cute little *kitten*. It is adorable.
    *kitten*.jpg
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    This one time....at band camp...
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I'm frequently depressed and often think about topping myself, which I can't do because too many people depend on me.

    probably the wrong thread for this, but talk to somebody professional about this. seriously, there are numbers you can call. those are bad thoughts to obsess about. talk to somebody.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    I was born with both parts.

    A right boob and a left boob?

    Just the two right ones. There can be a third?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I always wanted a donkey.


    Yes, like that.
    I have a cute little *kitten*. It is adorable.
    *kitten*.jpg

    Sooo cuuuuuuuuttttee! Can I ride your *kitten*? Please?! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I met Sasquatch.
  • _G4BR13L_
    _G4BR13L_ Posts: 131 Member
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    I am Sasquatch
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
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    I always wanted Bench AND a donkey


    Yes, like that.

    Tumblr_heyyyy_flirting.gif

    :flowerforyou:
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    I wear a minimizing bra.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    my FL knows....

    I don't need to tell you because my FL knows....

    all the dirty dark evil naughty things that I do.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    For the people that think killing sex workers is funny. Here is a link: http://www.gems-girls.org/get-involved/very-young-girls

    I realize now that the jokes are coming from ignorance, that you think it's ok to talk about sex workers as if they are worthless human beings. You think it's funny, but don't realize that people actually do rape and murder prostitutes like that (and you don't understand how they end up in that life). And they are people's family members. I just don't see the humor in that. I guess some people just have a poor sense of humor and lack of creativity, so it comes out in the form of these "jokes".
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

    I don't try.

    I do.

    There is no try.

    You are all kinds of Jedi, aren't you?
  • THE_DOCTORSWIFE
    THE_DOCTORSWIFE Posts: 91 Member
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    I'm Batman
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I can't stand stupid people.
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

    Sloth love chunk!!
  • Sarie_Bronish
    Sarie_Bronish Posts: 255 Member
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    I'm Batman


    WHAAAA??? :embarassed: I knew batman was missing something manly last night!
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
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    I was born with both parts.

    wot which ones?
  • Sarie_Bronish
    Sarie_Bronish Posts: 255 Member
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    I was born with both parts.

    wot which ones?

    I believe the answer was, the right boob and another right boob.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Am I the only one that fantasies about killing hookers??

    Well... not really. I don't know. If they are acted on, are they stil fantasies?

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