Fun Diet Memes to lift your spirits up

manderson27

psychod787

quiksylver296 wrote: »

I have A LOT of these, if you can't tell. LOL

I mean I am straight as that come, but I would definitely let Tom Hardy spot me while I squat! 🤣

VUA21

GOT_Obsessed

VUA21

AnvilHead

VUA21

AnvilHead wrote: »

Putting moonlight on your palms removes toxins. Well, at least it's free!!!!! What's yours?

jogetsgains

Putting ginger around my neck cures cancer.
Sounds as legit at tying onions to my feet.

Evelyn_Gorfram

VUA21 wrote: »

AnvilHead wrote: »

Putting moonlight on your palms removes toxins. Well, at least it's free!!!!! What's yours?

Sleeping with amethyst in my sock makes me smarter.

amusedmonkey

Well, at least none of you has to sprinkle garlic in their hair like I would need to do. It needs a "removes friends" in the last column.

Evelyn_Gorfram

AnvilHead wrote: »

My sister's on her third marriage, and has changed her name each time. So sprinkling raw eggs in her handbag cured cancer, unclogged arteries, helped her lose weight, and made her smarter.

Talk about your miracle cure. If only her handbag didn't smell so awful.

nutmegoreo

AnvilHead wrote: »

Sounds about right for me:

Sleeping with quantum energy in my bed wards off negative energy.

(Quantum energy is a guy, right?)

glassyo

VUA21 wrote: »

AnvilHead wrote: »

Putting moonlight on your palms removes toxins. Well, at least it's free!!!!! What's yours?

Rubbing amethyst under your doormat rebalances your hormones.

Fitnessgirl0913

Sleeping with urine in your ear realigns your chakras 🤢 barf!

ccrdragon

Sleeping with tinfoil under your doormat cures sinus pain

AngryViking1970

Sprinkling healing crystals on your third eye cures cancer.

DoubleUbea

Fitnessgirl0913 wrote: »

Sleeping with urine in your ear realigns your chakras 🤢 barf!

Your urine or someone else's urine?

RAinWA

Sprinkling the frequency of love around your neck reduces allergy symptoms

I need to think deeply about that, right?

DW1Texas

amusedmonkey

RAinWA wrote: »

Sprinkling the frequency of love around your neck reduces allergy symptoms

I need to think deeply about that, right?

Reminds me of the Deepak Chopra random quote generator