That's when the fight started...

Peachy1962 · July 2013

Hehehe!! :bigsmile:

Territravel · July 2013

Thanks for the chuckle!

ZoeLifts · July 2013

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bernied262 · July 2013

hysterical, thank you!!

mickeyullrich · July 2013

Those are great! :laugh:

BobMcCloskey · July 2013

A wife was looking at her naked body in the mirror, and wistfully exclaimed to her husband, "I wish my breasts were bigger, don't you?" The husband answered, "They're just fine, I like them the way they are." The wife continued looking at herself in the mirror, first from one side, then the other, then straight on, and she said to her husband, "I really wish I had bigger breasts, I know you would enjoy them too. Maybe I will talk to a plastic surgeon." The husband replied, "Look, if you really want bigger breasts, I know a way that will make them bigger without all the pain expense of surgery." The wife said, "Really?" The husband said, "Yes, I do, but it is going to take a couple of years." The wife became animated and excited, and said, "Well tell me! What do I need to do?" The husband said, "Just take a wad of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts in your cleavage. Do this 2 or 3 times a day." The wife answered him skeptically, "Really? Just how will THAT make my breasts bigger?" To which the husband replied, "I'm really not sure, but it certainly worked for you butt!"

And that's when the fight started.

Monkey_Business · July 2013

This is a guaranteed fight in my house:

Wife looking in the mirror as we are getting to go out " Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"
Me after a slight moment of mental relapse: "Baby, it’s not the dress".

That when the fight starts!